drbombay: Any shroom will do.
You sound more like an old sailor than a retired policeman.
Use a 1500 watt electric soldering iron or a propane torch with a soldering tip....new clean flux (good fluxing is very important!), and make sure everything is CLEAN before you start soldering.
I've only played with it once, but a friend of mine is an expert with anything to do with glass, including stained glass. If you want, I can ask him for more details.