"Another" shortest but the happiest story ever written

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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Once upon a time , a young girl ask a young man if he wanted to marry her ...
The young man said "NO!!!"

Since then the young girl has lived a very happy life , not having to cook , to do laundry and ironing for nobody but her, she goes out with her friends when she feels like it , has sex with whoever she wants , having a good job and spending her money the way she pleases

The problem is nobody told us THAT story when we were young ....
Instead they got us all in trouble with that fooking prince charming story.





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YouMeUs Frakes, Kentucky USA
Nuliiiiiii: Once upon a time , a young girl ask a young man if he wanted to marry her ...
The young man said "NO!!!"

Since then the young girl has lived a very happy life , not having to cook , to do laundry and ironing for nobody but her, she goes out with her friends when she feels like it , has sex with whoever she wants , having a good job and spending her money the way she pleases

The problem is nobody told us THAT story when we were young ....
Instead they got us all in trouble with that fooking prince charming story.
Some of us still believe in "Once upon a time they lived happily ever after." grin

There's your shortest story with a happy ending. wave
Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
YouMeUs: Some of us still believe in "Once upon a time they lived happily ever after."

There's your shortest story with a happy ending.
grin wave sigh lol
YouMeUs Frakes, Kentucky USA
Nuliiiiiii: lol
Every so often during story telling time with my kids, I'd toss that one out to them. laugh
Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
YouMeUs: Every so often during story telling time with my kids, I'd toss that one out to them.
laugh laugh wink wave
whaaat den, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Nuliiiiiii: Once upon a time , a young girl ask a young man if he wanted to marry her ...
The young man said "NO!!!"

Since then the young girl has lived a very happy life , not having to cook , to do laundry and ironing for nobody but her, she goes out with her friends when she feels like it , has sex with whoever she wants , having a good job and spending her money the way she pleases

The problem is nobody told us THAT story when we were young ....
Instead they got us all in trouble with that fooking prince charming story.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing we were shown the white gown since day one and it got stuck in our little brains todate rolling on the floor laughing




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