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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:40 PM CST : Very Funny!!!!!!
> A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
> many kinds of boobs are there?"
>
> The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of
> breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and
> firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but
> hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
>
> "Onions?" asks the boy.
>
> "Yes," said the father, "you see them and they make you cry."
>
> This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how
> many kinds of willies are there?"
>
> The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
> through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree,
> mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible
> but still reliable. After his fifties, it is like an old Christmas
> tree."
>
> "A Christmas tree?"
>
> "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only hole hole
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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:42 PM CST : Very Funny!!!!!!
And they were only................ imitation christmas tree bollocks......... like your imitation love for me! tongue
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whaaat den, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:43 PM CST : Very Funny!!!!!!
Nuliiiiiii: > A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
> many kinds of boobs are there?"
>
> The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of
> breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and
> firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but
> hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
>
> "Onions?" asks the boy.
>
> "Yes," said the father, "you see them and they make you cry."
>
> This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how
> many kinds of willies are there?"
>
> The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
> through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree,
> mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible
> but still reliable. After his fifties, it is like an old Christmas
> tree."
>
> "A Christmas tree?"
>
> "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only


damn u nuliiiiiiiiiiii rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:45 PM CST : Very Funny!!!!!!
RobertC2: And they were only................ imitation christmas tree bollocks......... like your imitation love for me!
lalalalalalalalatongue
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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:47 PM CST : Very Funny!!!!!!
whaaat: damn u nuliiiiiiiiiiii
lmaoooooooooo that's what my X said to me all those yrs back grin grin .. Hiya Whaatgrin grin hug
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whaaat den, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:49 PM CST : Very Funny!!!!!!
Nuliiiiiii: lmaoooooooooo that's what my X said to me all those yrs back .. Hiya Whaat


hiya there wave

cannot stop laughing, (like onions makes them cry) rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing this is my best ever, dear keep them coming rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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drbombay virginia beach, Virginia USA
Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:02 PM CST : Very Funny!!!!!!
thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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Lammycool Molina de Segura, Murcia Spain
Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:35 PM CST : Very Funny!!!!!!
Absolutely a hammer... got pain in my Stomach because of laughing...
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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rebelluvr Monroeville, Alabama USA
Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:10 PM CST : Very Funny!!!!!!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing applause applause
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temporary ., Central Serbia Serbia
Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:44 AM CST : Very Funny!!!!!!
Nuliiiiiii: > A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
> many kinds of boobs are there?"
>
> The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of
> breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and
> firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but
> hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
>
> "Onions?" asks the boy.
>
> "Yes," said the father, "you see them and they make you cry."
>
> This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how
> many kinds of willies are there?"
>
> The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
> through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree,
> mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible
> but still reliable. After his fifties, it is like an old Christmas
> tree."
>
> "A Christmas tree?"
>
> "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only
thumbs up
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LaVerdad Baghdad Iraq
Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:22 AM CST : Very Funny!!!!!!
That ripped my sides wide open, what a cracker!rolling on the floor laughing
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RLML48 Charleston, South Carolina USA
Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:36 AM CST : Very Funny!!!!!!
Nuliiiiiii: > A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
> many kinds of boobs are there?"
>
> The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of
> breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and
> firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but
> hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
>
> "Onions?" asks the boy.
>
> "Yes," said the father, "you see them and they make you cry."
>
> This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how
> many kinds of willies are there?"
>
> The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
> through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree,
> mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible
> but still reliable. After his fifties, it is like an old Christmas
> tree."
>
> "A Christmas tree?"
>
> "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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bestat45 saint john, New Brunswick Canada
Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:10 AM CST : Very Funny!!!!!!
laugh
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Laura25 Somewhere, New York USA
Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:14 PM CST : Very Funny!!!!!!
Nuliiiiiii: > A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
> many kinds of boobs are there?"
>
> The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of
> breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and
> firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but
> hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
>
> "Onions?" asks the boy.
>
> "Yes," said the father, "you see them and they make you cry."
>
> This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how
> many kinds of willies are there?"
>
> The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
> through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree,
> mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible
> but still reliable. After his fifties, it is like an old Christmas
> tree."
>
> "A Christmas tree?"
>
> "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only


rolling on the floor laughing doh cool
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Malinga Colombo Sri Lanka
Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:45 PM CST : Very Funny!!!!!!
Nuliiiiiii: > A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
> many kinds of boobs are there?"
>
> The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of
> breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and
> firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but
> hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
>
> "Onions?" asks the boy.
>
> "Yes," said the father, "you see them and they make you cry."
>
> This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how
> many kinds of willies are there?"
>
> The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
> through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree,
> mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible
> but still reliable. After his fifties, it is like an old Christmas
> tree."
>
> "A Christmas tree?"
>
> "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only


D-n you Nuli, I spilled my drink laughing!

Dont you think you missed the "toys" to keep the acorns that sprang from that oak tree happy...??laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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amrek prineville, Oregon USA
Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:50 PM CST : Very Funny!!!!!!
laugh Thats all I can do islaugh
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