How Real Men Bathe A Cat

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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland

Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:04 PM CST : How "Real" Men Bathe A Cat

1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.

2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.

3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.

4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while waiting.

5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat.

6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it securely shut because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is lodged up their ass.

7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while waiting.

* This is fiction - You couldn't get a man to scrub a toilet.

--No cats were harmed in the posting of this joke

sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA

Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:09 PM CST : How "Real" Men Bathe A Cat

Conrad73: 1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.

2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.

3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.

4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while waiting.

5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat.

6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it securely shut because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is lodged up their ass.

7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while waiting.

* This is fiction - You couldn't get a man to scrub a toilet.
--No cats were harmed in the posting of this joke

Oh my Conrad, I should have read this before taking a sip of coffee

Olsojente Olso, Oslo Norway

Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:10 PM CST : How "Real" Men Bathe A Cat

Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland

Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:15 PM CST : How "Real" Men Bathe A Cat

sassy49senior: Oh my Conrad, I should have read this before taking a sip of coffee

I am not taking any responsibilities for "Coffeefied" Monitors!
No way,no how!

sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA

Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:18 PM CST : How "Real" Men Bathe A Cat

Conrad73: I am not taking any responsibilities for "Coffeefied" Monitors!
No way,no how!

So I guess that means you will not fly right over and help me clean my screen and keyboard?

Baby_Monkey Naguabo, Naguabo Puerto Rico

Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:20 PM CST : How "Real" Men Bathe A Cat

Odysseus101 Roma, Lazio Italy

Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:22 PM CST : How "Real" Men Bathe A Cat

Here's an idea...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJd1LuokqZI

drbombay virginia beach, Virginia USA

Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:24 PM CST : How "Real" Men Bathe A Cat

Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland

Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:24 PM CST : How "Real" Men Bathe A Cat

sassy49senior: So I guess that means you will not fly right over and help me clean my screen and keyboard?

Sitting here still breathing Oxygen as the result of my Surgery this Summer.
Hope it is only temporary.
Will see in a few weeks.

sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA

Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:31 PM CST : How "Real" Men Bathe A Cat

Conrad73: Sitting here still breathing Oxygen as the result of my Surgery this Summer.
Hope it is only temporary.
Will see in a few weeks.

My best wishes for you Conrad. You are one of the few gentlemen on here that I truly respect and please don't ever shave off those sexy whiskers. Maybe someday I will get lucky and have a cheeky whisker burn Just kidding

Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland

Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:40 PM CST : How "Real" Men Bathe A Cat

sassy49senior: My best wishes for you Conrad. You are one of the few gentlemen on here that I truly respect and please don't ever shave off those sexy whiskers. Maybe someday I will get lucky and have a cheeky whisker burn Just kidding

ooby_dooby Ashland, Virginia USA

Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:50 PM CST : How "Real" Men Bathe A Cat

Conrad73: Sitting here still breathing Oxygen as the result of my Surgery this Summer.
Hope it is only temporary.
Will see in a few weeks.

You've sparked the technocrat in me. What is the altitude where you live?

Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland

Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:01 PM CST : How "Real" Men Bathe A Cat

Conrad73: 1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.

2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.

3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.

4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while waiting.

5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat.

6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it securely shut because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is lodged up their ass.

7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while waiting.

* This is fiction - You couldn't get a man to scrub a toilet.
--No cats were harmed in the posting of this joke

Laura25 Somewhere, New York USA

Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:33 PM CST : How "Real" Men Bathe A Cat

Conrad73: 1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.

2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.

3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.

4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while waiting.

5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat.

6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it securely shut because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is lodged up their ass.

7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while waiting.

* This is fiction - You couldn't get a man to scrub a toilet.
--No cats were harmed in the posting of this joke

ouch!!

Laura25 Somewhere, New York USA

Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:35 PM CST : How "Real" Men Bathe A Cat

Odysseus101: Here's an idea...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJd1LuokqZI

Nina3 Barcelona, Cataluna Spain

Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:58 PM CST : How "Real" Men Bathe A Cat

Conrad73: 1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.

2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.

3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.

4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while waiting.

5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat.

6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it securely shut because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is lodged up their ass.

7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while waiting.

* This is fiction - You couldn't get a man to scrub a toilet.
--No cats were harmed in the posting of this joke

Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland

Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:01 PM CST : How "Real" Men Bathe A Cat

Odysseus101: Here's an idea...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJd1LuokqZI

Yep,dig a Hole for someone,and you might end up in it yourself!

Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland

Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:05 PM CST : How "Real" Men Bathe A Cat

ooby_dooby: You've sparked the technocrat in me. What is the altitude where you live?

Zurich
Elevation 408 m (1,339 ft)
- Highest 871 m - Uetliberg
- Lowest 392 m - Limmat

But it has to do more with my Lung Capacity at the moment,than the elevation I am living at.

Boban1 Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia

Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:29 PM CST : How "Real" Men Bathe A Cat

Conrad73: 1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.

2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.

3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.

4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while waiting.

5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat.

6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it securely shut because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is lodged up their ass.

7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while waiting.

* This is fiction - You couldn't get a man to scrub a toilet.
--No cats were harmed in the posting of this joke

of course ...

Laura25 Somewhere, New York USA

Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:12 PM CST : How "Real" Men Bathe A Cat

Boban1: of course ...

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