McRoberts Bullshit Burger Bar! Yay!

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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Need a place to take a lady out for a meal that you can afford?

Look no further!

Come to McRobert's Bullshit Burger Bar!

Try our new McRoberts Romantic burger........... cheap and cheerful.... watch her lovely mouth gorge that burger and then watch her lick her yummy lips seductively while you just sit there in '7th Heaven'! heart wings

Not good enough for you?

Try the McRoberts double cheese and Bullshit Burger -

zero % fat but it sure tastes like crap! crying

Ok, guys and gals - where would YOU take a date out for a cheap but cheerful night out?

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Nina3 Barcelona, Cataluna Spain
RobertC2: Need a place to take a lady out for a meal that you can afford?

Look no further!

Come to McRobert's Bullshit Burger Bar!

Try our new McRoberts Romantic burger........... cheap and cheerful.... watch her lovely mouth gorge that burger and then watch her lick her yummy lips seductively while you just sit there in '7th Heaven'!

Not good enough for you?

Try the McRoberts double cheese and Bullshit Burger -

zero % fat but it sure tastes like crap!

Ok, guys and gals - where would YOU take a date out for a cheap but cheerful night out?


Do you do fishy stuff?
RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Nina3: Do you do fishy stuff?


No.
Nina3 Barcelona, Cataluna Spain
RobertC2: No.


Oh.

How about sweet stuff??
RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Nina3: Do you do fishy stuff?


No. You must be kidding. I don't do vegetarians either. My burgers are guaranteed 0% vegan also! thumbs up grin wine

NO Vegans in my burgers - tasteless assholes! very mad
RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Nina3: Oh.

How about sweet stuff??


You may lick my fingers if you like! batting
Will you be serving up all these edible delights Mr RC2?wave
Or am I just talking bullshit!rolling on the floor laughing
RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
LaVerdad: Will you be serving up all these edible delights Mr RC2?


Of course............ as the 'patron' I have to make sure my customers are happy! grin wine
RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
LaVerdad: Or am I just talking bullshit!


don't be sexist - cowcrap to ewe! tongue
RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
RobertC2: don't be sexist - cowcrap to ewe!


I should have called it the bullshit and cowcrap burger bra!

Bar..... not bra! doh

I have a one track mind! help rolling on the floor laughing
Nina3 Barcelona, Cataluna Spain
RobertC2: You may lick my fingers if you like!


In KFC territory now, are you? confused
RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Nina3: In KFC territory now, are you?


No - I have never had KFC........... I admit to having had the occasional burger, but NEVER chicken shite! blushing
RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
RobertC2: No - I have never had KFC........... I admit to having had the occasional burger, but NEVER chicken shite!


sorry - I like chicken, but KFC has never appealed to me.
Nina3 Barcelona, Cataluna Spain
RobertC2: No - I have never had KFC........... I admit to having had the occasional burger, but NEVER chicken shite!


How can you run a burger joint if you've only ever had the odd burger?! confused

I smell a rat here...
RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Nina3: How can you run a burger joint if you've only ever had the odd burger?!

I smell a rat here...


Once it gets going I'll franchise it and sell McRatty burgers in Thailand heart wings
RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Seems there are no takers for my excellent burgers........ made from freshly killed rats, roadkill and alien thingies called 'Vegans'! conversing moping sigh
Milanda bangkok, Amphoe Bang Kapi Thailand
RobertC2: Once it gets going I'll franchise it and sell McRatty burgers in Thailand

in thailand ??? wow wow wow grin
RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Milanda: in thailand ???


Yes...... Mrs Rat (kanakowan) and I plan to have many baby rats together and any excess baby rats will have to die to help the rest of us prosper! thumbs up
kanokwan Petchabun, Amphoe Bang Kapi Thailand
Milanda: in thailand ???
sawadee ka Milanda,dont eat anything robert gives u!u have been warnedwave




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