Need a place to take a lady out for a meal that you can afford?
Look no further!
Come to McRobert's Bullshit Burger Bar!
Try our new McRoberts Romantic burger........... cheap and cheerful.... watch her lovely mouth gorge that burger and then watch her lick her yummy lips seductively while you just sit there in '7th Heaven'!

Not good enough for you?
Try the McRoberts double cheese and Bullshit Burger -
zero % fat but it sure tastes like crap!
Ok, guys and gals - where would YOU take a date out for a cheap but cheerful night out?