funniest/stupidest things to say after sex

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jafontey23 carrickmacross, Monaghan Ireland
a few years ago i was in my now ex partners house it was a cold day so i had a big jumper on me and she had the heat on and we had a blanket around us watching tv, well anyway not long after we ended up having sex but got that carried away that never took my jumper off well after it we were lying cuddling i was dripping sweat and i turned 2 her and said aw that was the worst ever (meaning because of the heat) she wasn't happy to say the least and she hasn't spoke to me since that day, looking back now i know how stupid i was but at the time in my head it made sense
Polarbutterfly Somewhere, Northwest Territories Canada
"Moist towelette please."
Best I can come up with.laugh
In response to: a few years ago i was in my now ex partners house it was a cold day so i had a big jumper on me and she had the heat on and we had a blanket around us watching tv, well anyway not long after we ended up having sex but got that carried away that never took my jumper off well after it we were lying cuddling i was dripping sweat and i turned 2 her and said aw that was the worst ever (meaning because of the heat) she wasn't happy to say the least and she hasn't spoke to me since that day, looking back now i know how stupid i was but at the time in my head it made sense
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drbombay virginia beach, Virginia USA
Will I see you again.rolling on the floor laughing
Abram Goshen, Ohio USA
jafontey23: but at the time in my head it made sense
That's what happens when thinking, and speaking with one head, while the other head is just going along for the ride.doh




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