I never learned how to smoke...
I don't know I guess I just never found the time or found out how to get past the 'begginer' stage without anyone noticing...

Never knew whether I should go for a lighter, or matches...or matchstick box ("it was very importand along time ago...now it's just a keepsake" - that's a line about a match-box I saw in a film...)
Then there's all these brands and types of ciggarettes, and cigars and cigarillos...clove ciggarettes...sobranies...
Would I have to go blond and have blond eyebrows to smoke Marlboroughs?
Climb mountain sides? Dress like a rugged outdoorsman? Most ciggarette ads had guys doing things like GI Joe / ActionMan...
I just wasn't sure I had enough wilderness experience to start smoking...