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Favorite Star Trek Quote...

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Favorite Star Trek Quote...




catwm
Somewhere in the middle, Florida USA
Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 4:42 PM CST
In the episode where Roger Corby was making robots........a robot Kirk used the line " Shut up, Mr. Spock, I'm sick of your half breed interference. "

This made Spock realize who the real Captain Kirk was.
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schmorbraten
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 4:49 PM CST
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Spock was such a know it all.
I wish Capt. Kirk would have told him just once

"I wish you would shut your Vulcan mouth."
I wish seven of nine, would have been in the first block already. Oh she could so nicely bend oversigh
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Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 4:50 PM CST
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In the episode where Roger Corby was making robots........a robot Kirk used the line " Shut up, Mr. Spock, I'm sick of your half breed interference. "

This made Spock realize who the real Captain Kirk was.
Are you a Trekkie in the buff.....I mean a Star Trek buff.....my mind wandered.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan1305
(Moscow region temporarily), Murcia Spain
Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 5:10 PM CST
Data: 'For a time sir I was tempted by her offer'
Picard: 'How long a time?'
Data: '0.68 seconds Sir and that is an eternity for an android!'
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catwm
Somewhere in the middle, Florida USA
Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 6:46 PM CST
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Are you a Trekkie in the buff.....I mean a Star Trek buff.....my mind wandered.
dropping jaw


In the Amok time episode Tapow the head of the vulcan empire says " This fight is to the death............."
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bouncingtigger
kingston, Ontario Canada
Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 6:51 PM CST
Worf: It is a good day to die.
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medieval
united kingdom, Scotland UK
Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 8:13 PM CST
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Worf: It is a good day to die.
im a half bread.--------------------------spock
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urbanmyth
EDINBURGH, Scotland UK
Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 8:27 PM CST
Kirk: "For gawds sake, Bones - Zip up your fly!"mumbling

McCoy: "I dare not, Jim!"uh oh!
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Sunrise
Lebanon, Oregon USA
Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 9:04 PM CST
I personally HATE Star Trek with good reason. My former husband went MIA on our wedding day while I was stuck entertaining HIS family. When I asked where he was I was told he was at the neighbors watching Star Trek. I am pretty sure that should have given me a clue that I should have run the other way but learn lessons the hard way then you don't forget them.

BUT.............I often say to a coworker (I work in a hospital but am not a doctor!) "Damn it Jim I'm a doctor!" Now that I am thinking about it maybe I should be saying to him "Damnit Jim your not a doctor!"rolling on the floor laughing
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kumquat
warsaw, Indiana USA
Posted: Aug 27, 2006, 8:26 PM CST
If I were human, I believe the correct response would be, "go to hell"- Spock- Star Trek VIgrin

I loved spocks come backs so much in the movies- they actually let him have a personality as the movies evolved...
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Posted: Aug 27, 2006, 8:28 PM CST
We will return after this commercial message.

That was part of the show wasn't it? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Geoboy34
Creswell, Oregon USA
Posted: Oct 25, 2006, 11:40 AM CST
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ok, I will admit it- I am a trekkie (but only the old ones, or the movies with Captain Kirk)...so around here, we all spout off quotes on a regular basis...

Heres mine for today..."Avoid the planet Earth at all costs. Farewell." (Federation President Star Trek IV)...

No, I dont have a Klingon suit for those of you chuckling over this...
ok...we need to talk..i love trek nerds...as i am! and proud of it!
paulwave
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DogMaI
Sartell, Minnesota USA
Posted: Jul 3, 2007, 10:21 AM CST
There is an old Klingon proverb that says, "Revenge is a dish best served cold." It is very cold in space.
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Cupidkiller
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 3, 2007, 11:15 AM CST
"Cry Havok - and let loose the dogs of war!" General Chang
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Cupidkiller
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 3, 2007, 11:18 AM CST
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I wish seven of nine, would have been in the first block already. Oh she could so nicely bend over
I really dont have any lines that Seven of Nine said .......... I think her curves were distracting me. grin
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