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A Beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took
one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.
After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh.
While Doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"
Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities."
That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her
Breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.
Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer."
Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked,"Do you know what I am doing now?"
Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here In
the first place."

That was highly offensive and incredibly funny.

What can I say!!! LMAO

Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately the baby was born without ears.
When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnnys' family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Johnnys' father had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the babys' missing ears, or even said the word ears, he would get the spanking of his life when they got back home. Little Johnny told his dad that he understood completely.
When Johnny looked in the crib he said "What a beautiful baby". The mother said "Why thank you little Johnny". Johnny said "he has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see"?
"Yes" replied the mother. "We are so thankful. The doctor said he would have 20/20 vision".
"That's great" said little Johnny, "cuz he'd be shit-out-of-luck if he needed glasses".

omfg. . .havent heard that one in ages!

that was funny as hell!!

This ol boy comes wandering out of the hills of West Virginia, in to town, and goes right to the gynecologist. The receptionist asks why he is there, and he says "To see the doc". She asks if knows what type doc this is, and he says "Do I look stupid to you?" Not wanting to cause a scene, she ushers him in. The doc, somewhat startled, asks how he can help the man. "I need some of them birth control pills for my daughter." "For your daughter?" the doc asks "Well, how old is she?" "13" says the mountain man. "13" says the doc "Is she sexually active?" "Nope" the man replies "Just lays there like her ma."

OMG!!!!!!!

always glad to bring a smile

3 gay guy's in a hot tub,a rubber float's to the top, one say's to the other 2,Who farted.

A baby is born with no eye lid's,the doctor's make him eyelids out of the baby's forskin,the parents ask how the operation went, the doctor say's good, but he will be a little cock eyed.