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rocky_zen

Manila, Quezon City Philippines

MOST STUPID DEATH OR INJURY -- WARNING, WTF OUCHY MAMA
I just read this true story from the Darwin awards. These awards are form people who have died due to their own complete stupidity. I know the subject of death is not funny but I can’t believe how dumb people can be to kill themselves like this.
Therefore, have a read and then tell us your -- Near Death Experience or really funny story you heard of or experience, similar to the Darwin awards.

WARNING GUYS WHO READ THIS WILL CRINGE – GUARANTEE.doh

1. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt
Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism.
Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome was asked to leave the course.

NB: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die. But, because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh
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Dagosto Dagosto

Knoxville, Tennessee USA

Re: MOST STUPID DEATH OR INJURY -- WARNING, WTF OUCHY MAMA
I had no idea golf was so perilous.

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rocky_zen

Manila, Quezon City Philippines

Re: MOST STUPID DEATH OR INJURY -- WARNING, WTF OUCHY MAMA
Dagosto: I had no idea golf was so perilous.

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I had no idea you could clean your balls that way; oh hang-on you can't can you, I guess I have to find a better way or just stick to the old soap and water rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing dancing
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xxDandelionxx xxDandelionxx

The Back of Beyond..., Hampshire, England UK

Re: MOST STUPID DEATH OR INJURY -- WARNING, WTF OUCHY MAMA
That would be featured as one of the Honorary Darwin Awards, surely?
dunno

Mind you, what a complete pillock, eh?! doh And, yes, they walk amongst, it would seem!

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Dagosto Dagosto

Knoxville, Tennessee USA

Re: MOST STUPID DEATH OR INJURY -- WARNING, WTF OUCHY MAMA
xxDandelionxx: That would be featured as one of the Honorary Darwin Awards, surely?


Mind you, what a complete pillock, eh?! And, yes, they walk amongst, it would seem!


Well, that particular one walks among us kinda...funny.

wine 55
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Costapacket

paris, Centre France

Re: MOST STUPID DEATH OR INJURY -- WARNING, WTF OUCHY MAMA
rocky_zen: I just read this true story from the Darwin awards. These awards are form people who have died due to their own complete stupidity. I know the subject of death is not funny but I can’t believe how dumb people can be to kill themselves like this.
Therefore, have a read and then tell us your -- Near Death Experience or really funny story you heard of or experience, similar to the Darwin awards.

WARNING GUYS WHO READ THIS WILL CRINGE – GUARANTEE.

1. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt
Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism.
Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome was asked to leave the course.

NB: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die. But, because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it.


Thats a shame,

My sympathies go to the other 2 guys that didnt get the chance to finish their round.....laugh
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Dagosto Dagosto

Knoxville, Tennessee USA

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Costapacket: Thats a shame,

My sympathies go to the other 2 guys that didnt get the chance to finish their round.....


And did they get their greens fees refunded?

wine 55
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rocky_zen

Manila, Quezon City Philippines

Re: MOST STUPID DEATH OR INJURY -- WARNING, WTF OUCHY MAMA
xxDandelionxx: That would be featured as one of the Honorary Darwin Awards, surely?


Mind you, what a complete pillock, eh?! And, yes, they walk amongst, it would seem!


Ha ha, if you think he was a pillock read this one... Oh, my god do you belive these idiots?doh

(8 February 2005, Caerphilly, Wales) "If Wales wins, I'll cut my balls off," Geoff told his mates at a social club while watching the rugby match between England and its arch-rival. His friends thought the 26-year-old was joking, but after Wales' 11-9 victory over England, he went home, castrated himself with a knife, and walked the length of two rugby fields back to the bar to show his shocked friends the evidence.
It was Wales' first home win over England in 12 years. Geoff was taken to a hospital where he remained "in a seriously ill condition."

He used a (blunt) pair of wire cutters, or so it was reported in the British press. It apparently took him 10 mins to complete his task!!!"

Talk about WTF, this gives another menaing to Man are from Mars.. this guy has to be from another planetrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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venusenvy venusenvy

Calgary, Alberta Canada

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OMG!!!! uh oh uh oh
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suggasugga

Los Angeles, California USA

Re: MOST STUPID DEATH OR INJURY -- WARNING, WTF OUCHY MAMA
rocky_zen: I just read this true story from the Darwin awards. These awards are form people who have died due to their own complete stupidity. I know the subject of death is not funny but I can’t believe how dumb people can be to kill themselves like this.
Therefore, have a read and then tell us your -- Near Death Experience or really funny story you heard of or experience, similar to the Darwin awards.

WARNING GUYS WHO READ THIS WILL CRINGE – GUARANTEE.

1. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt
Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism.
Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome was asked to leave the course.

NB: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die. But, because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it.
NOW THATS WHAT YOU CALL REAL STUPIDsad flower sad flower sad flower R.I.P.
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ballerina9

belfast, Belfast, Northern Ireland UK

Re: MOST STUPID DEATH OR INJURY -- WARNING, WTF OUCHY MAMA
puts a new spin on getting "sacked"....OUCH! devil

laugh
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Dagosto Dagosto

Knoxville, Tennessee USA

Re: MOST STUPID DEATH OR INJURY -- WARNING, WTF OUCHY MAMA
How about this guy?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/4074454/Snokeller-shoots-himself-in-groin-with-speargun.html

Fortunately for him he missed the usual target.

wine 55
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rocky_zen

Manila, Quezon City Philippines

Re: MOST STUPID DEATH OR INJURY -- WARNING, WTF OUCHY MAMA
ballerina9: puts a new spin on getting "sacked"....OUCH!



hahah, that was a clever thing to say. laugh rolling on the floor laughing

Also, no one can say that he didn't have balls then, but they cant say that about him now becaus he has none rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing banana
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rocky_zen

Manila, Quezon City Philippines

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I wanted people to tell me their experiences as well, so i thought I would start the Ball rolling ... hey that's what that guy did as well rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Anyway, When I read some of these stories I think how someone could be so stupid and thought do I know anyone that dumb? However, I remember last New Years Eve party in Manila, a guy was setting off fireworks for all to see, and there must have been nearly 1000 plus fireworks, and during the whole time he was lighting them with the lighter, he had a smoke in his mouth and many times I told him not too, and he just laughed at me and continued.
confused doh


Then for some reason he had a plastic bottle of fuel near the fireworks, so I told him to remove it so he placed it on the verandah of the bar. Must have been 200 people there kids included; anyway, I told him to not place it there incase one hit it, once again this dickhead laughed until one fireworks flew in wrong direction and nearly hit a kid sitting closer to the petrol, so then he placed the petrol in a safe place after some abused him.

Then, to make a long story short, later that night he walked in and I said you’re an idiot and can he take that plastic bottle of petrol away. Do you believe what the wanker then did; he took the petrol bottle and place it on the table in the bar with everyone around smoking. Well I lost my cool with this moron and I abused him in front of all, and the whole time he just laughed. This guy would have been close to 40 with no brains. So, maybe he might end up on the Darwin’s list one day as well.

Then for some reason he had a full bottle of fuel near the fireworks, so I told him to remove it so he placed it on the verandah of the bar. Must have been 200 people there kids included; anyway, one fireworks flew in wrong direction and nearly hit a kid sitting closer to the petrol, so I put the petrol in a safe place.
Make a long story short, late that night I was telling my friends how dumb he was, just then he walked in and I said you’re an idiot and can he take that plastic bottle of petrol away. Do you believe what the wanker then did; he took the petrol bottle and place it on the table in the bar with everyone around smoking. Well I lost my cool with this moron and I abused him in front of all, and the whole time he just laughed. frustrated

This guy would have been close to 40 with no brains. So, maybe he might end up on the Darwin’s list one day as well.
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