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fabs_4000
White Rock, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Sep 10, 2006, 12:14 AM CST
you know that I know that!!!
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langleygirl
Langley, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Sep 10, 2006, 12:16 AM CST
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I am aware of where the 604 overlays are in the US, was asking specifically about Canada, Janice
Hhm I wasn't aware that 604 was in the US as well .... but specifically the 604 area code covers a variety of areas in B.C. and the other code is 250 for outer regions within B.C.
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solowolf
oklahoma city, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Sep 10, 2006, 12:16 AM CST
LOL ,Always reminds of the Aerosmith music video Sweet Emotions when i think of phone sex.laugh barfing
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langleygirl
Langley, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Sep 10, 2006, 12:20 AM CST
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you know that I know that!!!
Well I just wanted to remind you since you seem to have lost blood to your brain in all your excitement!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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TheProfessor
Pandoras Box USA
Posted: Sep 10, 2006, 12:24 AM CST
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Hhm I wasn't aware that 604 was in the US as well .... but specifically the 604 area code covers a variety of areas in B.C. and the other code is 250 for outer regions within B.C.
Just peeked, you're right - I was going from memory and thought that part of 604 was Washington as well. Headed off to sleep, g'nite folks :)
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fabs_4000
White Rock, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Sep 10, 2006, 1:18 AM CST
confused naughty girl!!!!laugh
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Missy51970
Goodland, Kansas USA
Posted: Sep 10, 2006, 2:59 AM CST
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Just peeked, you're right - I was going from memory and thought that part of 604 was Washington as well. Headed off to sleep, g'nite folks :)
Nite Nite Rich..Even tho I already told you that ..wave
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britness
atlanta, Alabama USA
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 3:18 PM CST
just about every guy i meet on here wants to have phone or cyber sex come on guys , we dont want that shit right away , relax ,
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fabs_4000
White Rock, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 4:17 PM CST
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just about every guy i meet on here wants to have phone or cyber sex come on guys , we dont want that shit right away , relax ,
um, ok. sit down, relax and tell fabs what you want and I will try my best to make it happen
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TheProfessor
Pandoras Box USA
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 4:25 PM CST
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just about every guy i meet on here wants to have phone or cyber sex come on guys , we dont want that shit right away , relax ,
Surely you jest?
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fabs_4000
White Rock, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 4:30 PM CST
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Surely you jest?
huh!!! she isn't reponding!!! Prof!!!! what will I do!!!crying
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TheProfessor
Pandoras Box USA
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 4:31 PM CST
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huh!!! she isn't reponding!!! Prof!!!! what will I do!!!
First thought.. mention phonesex, that appears to have got her attention enough before to make the initial post.
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IrishLass1
Metairie USA
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 4:34 PM CST
Watch it most guys that are into one night stands want the phone call after the sex, so they can say that they have some excuse to leave right away. At least that is what guys have said in magazine surveys over the years.peace
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nwnstar
Conway USA
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 4:47 PM CST
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Isn't phone sex like the masturbation rule? 99% of this world has done it, and the other 1% lies about it?
no. it's not.

i've done it exactly three times in my entire life, and don't think i ever could again.

it's not my cup of tea...i don't like touching me...
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SaRaFaLl
Paoli, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 4:49 PM CST
I really don't know what it is. Never done it before.
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fabs_4000
White Rock, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 4:53 PM CST
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I really don't know what it is. Never done it before.
Awwwhaaa!?!?!?! come on!!!coooome oooooonn!!!!!what do you takes us for!?!? really?rolling on the floor laughing
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SaRaFaLl
Paoli, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 4:54 PM CST
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Awwwhaaa!?!?!?! come on!!!coooome oooooonn!!!!!what do you takes us for!?!? really?
sorry never really had the need or want to do it.
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fabs_4000
White Rock, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 4:55 PM CST
but you know what it is...right
cuz i can explain it
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AdventureBegins
Zanesville USA
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 5:40 PM CST
How can you have sex with a phone...
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fabs_4000
White Rock, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 6:20 PM CST
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I really don't know what it is. Never done it before.
Sarafali, this is how it goes

first you come into the room and turn the lights down a bit you know to set the mood, you can offer the phone a drink to help it relax maybe put on some music, something mellow. Then you sit down beside the phone and start to caress it while telling it how important it is to you and that it is the most beautiful phone in the world, this will build the phones confidence alowing you to pick up the reciever and gets you closer to it's erogoneous zone, breath warm breath onto it and whisper sweet nothings to it.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue
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