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nwnstar
Conway USA
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 6:21 PM CST
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Sarafali, this is how it goes

first you come into the room and turn the lights down a bit you know to set the mood, you can offer the phone a drink to help it relax maybe put on some music, something mellow. Then you sit down beside the phone and start to caress it while telling it how important it is to you and that it is the most beautiful phone in the world, this will build the phones confidence alowing you to pick up the reciever and gets you closer to it's erogoneous zone, breath warm breath onto it and whisper sweet nothings to it.....
oh, man...that was good...
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aria_rose
Peninsule, New Brunswick Canada
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 6:22 PM CST
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Sarafali, this is how it goes

first you come into the room and turn the lights down a bit you know to set the mood, you can offer the phone a drink to help it relax maybe put on some music, something mellow. Then you sit down beside the phone and start to caress it while telling it how important it is to you and that it is the most beautiful phone in the world, this will build the phones confidence alowing you to pick up the reciever and gets you closer to it's erogoneous zone, breath warm breath onto it and whisper sweet nothings to it.....
But what happens if it just won't ring?

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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fabs_4000
White Rock, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 6:23 PM CST
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But what happens if it just won't ring?

as long as you ring then who cares!!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue
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aria_rose
Peninsule, New Brunswick Canada
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 7:01 PM CST
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as long as you ring then who cares!!!!!!
ring a ding ding!rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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soulmateTWS
somewhere, Alabama USA
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 7:23 PM CST
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Isn't phone sex like the masturbation rule? 99% of this world has done it, and the other 1% lies about it?
Wrong....rolling eyes
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wikked
Ajax, Ontario Canada
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 7:27 PM CST
As far as "phone sex" goes..you can keep the phone..I'll just take the....grin
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VioladorDeLaLey
Bajo Un Sol Feliz USA
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 7:29 PM CST
i don't see the use ... I'd rather have the real thing JMO grin
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wikked
Ajax, Ontario Canada
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 7:30 PM CST
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i don't see the use ... I'd rather have the real thing JMO
Bring it baby...wink
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SaRaFaLl
Paoli, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 7:31 PM CST
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i don't see the use ... I'd rather have the real thing JMO
exactly i agree totally. By the way my name is Sara. I am new here.
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VioladorDeLaLey
Bajo Un Sol Feliz USA
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 7:31 PM CST
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Bring it baby...
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VioladorDeLaLey
Bajo Un Sol Feliz USA
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 7:32 PM CST
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exactly i agree totally. By the way my name is Sara. I am new here.
Hi Sara ,I'm Luis Nice to meet ya ... Sit back and enjoy grin
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froggydtoad
palmyra, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 7:32 PM CST
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Ya.....Especially when nobody's on the other end
HAHAHAHAHA rolling on the floor laughing
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SaRaFaLl
Paoli, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 7:33 PM CST
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Hi Sara ,I'm Luis Nice to meet ya ... Sit back and enjoy
Does anyone know Deener. Her real name is Layla. Well she got me on this so I am gonna try it.
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VioladorDeLaLey
Bajo Un Sol Feliz USA
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 7:35 PM CST
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Does anyone know Deener. Her real name is Layla. Well she got me on this so I am gonna try it.
yeah we know her ... she told us about you ... cool... be welcomed hunthumbs up
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nwnstar
Conway USA
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 7:53 PM CST
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Does anyone know Deener. Her real name is Layla. Well she got me on this so I am gonna try it.
um...glad you could join us, regardless.

be welcome.
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wikked
Ajax, Ontario Canada
Posted: Oct 3, 2006, 7:54 PM CST
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um...glad you could join us, regardless.

be welcome.
^^^yeah..what she said^^^cheers
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aria_rose
Peninsule, New Brunswick Canada
Posted: Oct 4, 2006, 9:51 AM CST
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yeah we know her ... she told us about you ... cool... be welcomed hun
what he said!

Welcome!angel
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Belushi1
Posted: Oct 4, 2006, 11:01 AM CST
I used to indulge in phone sex ....
















































but then I kept on falling off the bloody thing!rolling on the floor laughing
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Tumpa
ottawa, Ontario Canada
Posted: Oct 6, 2006, 11:10 AM CST
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I used to indulge in phone sex ....
















































but then I kept on falling off the bloody thing!
Sounds like you didn't have much of a receiver then...
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highplains
Highland Springs, Virginia USA
Posted: Oct 6, 2006, 12:51 PM CST
Nah...Duncan said it was a nice receiver....just the jack was kinda big....or his plug was kinda small.......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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