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Finally a woman that likes beer...Hey Jax.

Feelings mutual...and I really don't like beer but get me to drink 2 or 3...it tastes pretty damn good after that!

hey pete..the hard stuff gets me in trouble lol

hey pete..the hard stuff gets me in trouble lol

If you have too much of both,then you have a headache

hey pete..the hard stuff gets me in trouble lol

41. A beer chaser is easier to catch.

42. You don't need a license to live with a beer.

43. A tree is good enough for a beer.

44. Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't.

45. Beer doesn't care how much you earn.

46. Beer and "ice" don't mix.

47. Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation--it goes along happily.

48. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.

49. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.

50. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.

51. Beer never complains about a wet spot.

52. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight.

53. A beer doesn't bleed one week out of the month.

27. A beer wouldn't yell if you dented the car.

28. A beer won't get jealous if you enjoy another beer.

29. A beer won't care if you gain five pounds.

30. A beer will be there for anytime of the month.

31. A beer doesn't want children.

32. A beer doesn't think poetry is queer.

33. A beer isn't ready until you're ready.

34. If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.

35. Hangovers go away.

36. A beer tastes good.

37. Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower.

38. A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.

39. A beer's life does not revolve around the football.

40. A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.

41. A beer never needs a shave.

42. You don't have to let a beer win.

43. A big, fat beer is nice to have.

44. Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn't mean you have to sleep with a beer too.

45. A beer doesn't have morning breath.

46. A beer is happy to go where ever you want to go.

47. A beer will never drink the last beer.

48. A beer will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it.

49. When a beer is finished, it doesn't roll over and go to sleep.

50. A beer wouldn't mind if you wanted it to wear a condom.

51. A beer won't steal the covers.

52. A beer will never complain about your cooking.

53. A cold beer is a good beer.

54. A beer will never worry about losing its hair.

C'mon grrls you know you love us

Langle, You are right. Vodka is a more leaner (pure) drink with alcohol. Depending on what is in it. Like V-8.

Finally a woman that likes beer...Hey Jax.

Finally a woman that likes beer...Hey Jax.