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DinaD
Bristol, Tennessee USA
Posted: Sep 24, 2006, 10:17 PM CST
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name
of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call
this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
"cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and
huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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blancalatina
winston-salem USA
Posted: Sep 24, 2006, 10:18 PM CST
OMG! My siste works for Pepsi! rolling on the floor laughing
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Dragnzx
Underabridge, Alabama USA
Posted: Sep 25, 2006, 12:01 AM CST
In response to:
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name
of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call
this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
"cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and
huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Too funny !!

Mount & Do,,,,,,,That really was the bomb !!cheering cheering
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Dragnzx
Underabridge, Alabama USA
Posted: Sep 25, 2006, 12:03 AM CST
You missed HUNCH-PUNCH !!dancing dancing grin
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RainbowSlider
Yellville USA
Posted: Sep 25, 2006, 6:04 AM CST
Hmmm. Youth is wasted on the young.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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beachfarmer
La Jolla USA
Posted: Sep 25, 2006, 6:06 AM CST
In response to:
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name
of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call
this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
"cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and
huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
I guess they can't call them soft drinks anymore?
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beachfarmer
La Jolla USA
Posted: Sep 25, 2006, 6:07 AM CST
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I guess they can't call them soft drinks anymore?
oops I'll try again. Dr. Pecker?
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Dragnzx
Underabridge, Alabama USA
Posted: Sep 26, 2006, 10:50 AM CST
SPROUT or SPURT ?? by Coca-Colaconfused dunno grin
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Lionhearted1967
London, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 26, 2006, 10:58 AM CST
Nobody mentioned Squirt??confused
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Abracadabra
Heaven, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Sep 26, 2006, 12:56 PM CST
Heaven-up? here's to you

Wait a minute,...

What were we talking about again?

I forgot,... dunno
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Dragnzx
Underabridge, Alabama USA
Posted: Sep 30, 2006, 10:00 PM CST
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Heaven-up?

Wait a minute,...

What were we talking about again?

I forgot,...
A major side effect of this product is memory loss !!

Daing, can't remember where I put my.......MOUNT & SPEW !!dancing banana
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DinaD
Bristol, Tennessee USA
Posted: Sep 30, 2006, 10:05 PM CST
Hard Root Beer? ....nah
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Dragnzx
Underabridge, Alabama USA
Posted: Sep 30, 2006, 10:11 PM CST
yoohoo becomes YAAHOO !!
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Lionhearted1967
London, Ontario Canada
Posted: Oct 18, 2006, 4:39 AM CST
H eated up pieces of meat
A ll plumped up ready to burst
R igid and stiff
D oing dirty deeds

O rgasm waiting to happen
N eeding release
S tands in attention
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SusieRR
northeast, Ohio USA
Posted: Oct 18, 2006, 6:16 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing
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twinkles1994
Kettle Falls, Washington USA
Posted: Oct 18, 2006, 10:55 AM CST
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H eated up pieces of meat
A ll plumped up ready to burst
R igid and stiff
D oing dirty deeds

O rgasm waiting to happen
N eeding release
S tands in attention
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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jibber28
Portland, Oregon USA
Posted: Oct 28, 2006, 10:52 PM CST
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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name
of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call
this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
"cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and
huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Thats a funny one>>>>>>
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smiylley17
monticello, New York USA
Posted: Oct 28, 2006, 10:53 PM CST
ha funny
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VioladorDeLaLey
Bajo Un Sol Feliz USA
Posted: Oct 29, 2006, 12:18 AM CST
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An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, 'That's no problem. How many do you want?'

The man answered, 'Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.'

The pharmacist said 'That won't do you any good.'

The elderly gentleman said 'That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore, as I'm over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes'.
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: Oct 29, 2006, 12:21 AM CST
COCKY HUMOR,,,,,A baby was born with no eye lids.The doctor said they can make new lids from the babys forskin. The parents said will the baby be o.k, The doctor said sure, but he may be a little cockeyed.peace
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