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I went to the spa, today. One of the women there, called me a male chauvinist pig. I said "whatever". I told her to look at the bulge in my pocket. I said "do you want to see what it is?" She said "whatever". I pulled out my wad of neatly stacked $onezees, fivezees, and tenzees. She said "whatever". I'll write more, as it develops. It may be true love.

whatever happens let us know or whatever !!!!

I was at the zoo. The zoo keeper (who was female) asked me if I wanted to see the lion and baboon cages, in the back. I said "whatever". She escorted me to the back, where a female baboon was backed up to the bars, in her cage. The zoo keeper said "she wants you to touch her *****, so she can bite you". She said "do you want me to show you"? I said "whatever". That baboon had some sharp fangs..

whatever!!

I know i would have been impressed Charlie...we don't have "$onezees in Canada...

You know, that brings up a question.. if one were to go to a canadian strip club, do you start with 5's? Loonies in a G could really weight things down, unless she was doing a piggy bank impression.. but I won't elaborate on that one.

Then, there was the time that my ex (who was shoveling elephant sh*t, as a zoo volunteer)and I went to the zoo, early in the morning. The chimps had just been fed their daily dose of Irish green cabbage. The male chimp held his cabbage over his head with one hand, paw, whatever. The other hand held his manhood. Anyhoot, the female chimp came over and took the cabbage! While she was eating it, romeo went to town on her hiney! Damn primates!

Must have a thing for zoo's...

did you not know downtown charlie is not on the site anymore...

sad isn it