Posted: Sep 17, 2005, 6:05 PM CST
I remember when my best friend's dad had a gold Kaiser (automobile), we rode our fat-tired bicycles with playing cards in the spokes, we built chugs, forts, rafts, slings (like David and Goliath), match guns, binder guns, stole green apples, played (NOT vandalized) in new construction, my first McDonald's (walk-up only, no indoor restaurant), my first job at $1.65 per hour (carry-out boy at Red Owl), my high-school buddy's '40 Ford five-cent cones at the Dairy Queen. I remember my brand new go-like-hell 1968 Pontiac GTO ($3,600), 19-cent, 100 octane gasoline, drive-in restaurants that served beer, joining the Army and making $77 a month, getting stopped for DWI and having the police simply tell me to go home (and, I did!), "whites only" signs in Alabama establishments, concrete highways with that dangerous, annoying ramped edge, my new 8-track player (put it into my '58 Cadillac), USOs at train depots, the World's Fair at New York City, being offered a job as a television cameraman on Hee Haw, seeing Eric Burden and the Animals in person, travel before interstate freeways, Sputnik. I could go on, but, I think I've demonstrated how blasted old I am!!!!