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Never heard a girl let one loose.

Then you haven't been around my 12 and 13 year old daughters.

Where have you been???? Thats soooo funny.

Yup...we can get as loud and stinky as you men...

Thanks,it's all in good fun.

well you haven't been around my one room mate she's really bad after eating mcdonalds or something that doesn't agree to her system. usually i'm the same way but my system isn't so bad with mcdonalds it is what ever doesn't agree with my system and i get gas real bad some days.

You gotta be kidding me I really don't know what to say here.

ummm, yes... mine you will never hear...but trust me, you know it happened!!

You could say it's a gas

Of course they don't. Women can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up any back pressure.

They hold it in for 20 years. Paws

The best ones are the silent ones ..... the ones that sneak up on you all of a sudden

oh yea those are the best. that way you can get everyone who ever has done it to you.

Are you kidding? I've seen the backs of women's skirts fly up belt high!

And when you are in bed, you just roll on your other side

I once brought a girl home to meet my mom.

I farted and the girl started in about how uneducated that was and how a gentleman would have held it in ....

My mom hiked up her leg and let go of one of those barn shakin, long winded, growling farts.

Then she looke real innocent and said "Sometimes ya just gota let ur rip."

lol hell yea sometimes i just got to let it rip other wise it hurts my stomach and i don't feel so good later.

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Men will often blow a fart
but women cut the cheese

Men prefer the quickie sex
but women like to please

It's hard for men to say, "I love you"
but for women it's a breeze

Men will often belch and growl
but women simply sneeze

Men cannot imagine foreplay
but women like to tease

Men will never ask for help
but women ask with ease

Men fear only failure
while women fear the bees

When men get lost in forests
women see the trees

Men will often hold a grudge
but women will appease

Men prefer to stay at home
women seek the seven seas

Men can thrive on hamburger
but women need some peas

Men are into football
but to women it's disease

Men are often loners
but women hang in 3's

Men cannot be trusted
women are trustees

Men are fumbling idiots
women: expertise

Men are always conquerors
and women conquerees

~~~

(Inspired by Tumpa, Composed in poemese)

* I wrote this some time ago but I'd thought I'd post it here to cut the cheese.

O M G !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Sounds like my mom!

It's rare that the subject line alone would make me laugh out loud. I love this place.

Quick. Pull someone's finger...