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Just Want to know,Do Girl's Fart.




Bagelo
Wiltshire, Wiltshire, England UK
Posted: Oct 25, 2006, 3:12 PM CST
My dad is known as Tommy Pullmyfinger as he can fart on cue. We think he has grown a special valve where he can hold them for release at special occasions.

I was at a house party in Cyprus once and my parents were visting so we took them along. I was stood on the verandah talking to a couple of the guys and they were all doing these little beer farts and then apologising for being so rude infront of my mom.

My mom said "That's not a fart, this is a fart" and dropped her guts in front of the guys. I just dropped my head in shame but the guys thought she was great !!!!!

Personally, I can clear a room but my biggest talent is belching !!!!

Must be in my genetic makeup !!

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jholla
Bloomington, Minnesota USA
Posted: Oct 25, 2006, 4:54 PM CST
Yes they do, and the longer you are with them, the more they do it. My ex would look for me so that she could fart on me. She thought it was cute sick Bi*&#!!!!rolling eyes rolling eyes
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SaRaFaLl
Paoli, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Oct 25, 2006, 6:04 PM CST
Yes girls fart. Just not when company or anyone is around.
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Mitchell1
Chattanooga USA
Posted: Oct 25, 2006, 6:12 PM CST
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Yes girls fart. Just not when company or anyone is around.
When you fart and you`re all alone, do you say excuse me?
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SaRaFaLl
Paoli, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Oct 25, 2006, 6:14 PM CST
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When you fart and you`re all alone, do you say excuse me?
Well I do
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Mitchell1
Chattanooga USA
Posted: Oct 25, 2006, 6:24 PM CST
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Well I do
Now that`s what I call class thumbs up
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TexasTornado
fairfield USA
Posted: Oct 25, 2006, 6:26 PM CST
you know i dated a guy for nearly 10 years.. and never once was able to fart around him.. he couldnt even be in the same house as me.. i just couldnt.. dont know why i couldnt but i couldnt.. i had such an upset stomach while dating him..


but yes women do fart.. they just try not to do it in public
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twinkles1994
Kettle Falls, Washington USA
Posted: Oct 25, 2006, 10:27 PM CST
OMG! This is too funny, laughed really hard and think I farted at least once while laughing. Excuse Me! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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VioladorDeLaLey
Bajo Un Sol Feliz USA
Posted: Oct 25, 2006, 10:28 PM CST
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OMG! This is too funny, laughed really hard and think I farted at least once while laughing. Excuse Me!
dropping jaw ... j/k rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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fabs_4000
White Rock, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Oct 25, 2006, 10:32 PM CST
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... j/k
sniff sniff....smells like lavender?!?!?!
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Mitchell1
Chattanooga USA
Posted: Oct 25, 2006, 10:53 PM CST
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OMG! This is too funny, laughed really hard and think I farted at least once while laughing. Excuse Me!
Never trust a fart. you could end up having an accident.
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mach25
Somewhere USA
Posted: Oct 25, 2006, 11:01 PM CST
whispering. psst.. guys there pussy's do!rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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fabs_4000
White Rock, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Oct 25, 2006, 11:12 PM CST
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whispering. psst.. guys there pussy's do!
oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!! my favorite kind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grin
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mach25
Somewhere USA
Posted: Oct 25, 2006, 11:13 PM CST
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oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!! my favorite kind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sound of letting ya know you are doing it right!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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fabs_4000
White Rock, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Oct 25, 2006, 11:15 PM CST
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sound of letting ya know you are doing it right!
hahahaha Ding!!!! we have a winner guys!!!! someone give him a snatch to eat!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Leatherman66
Lima, Ohio USA
Posted: Oct 26, 2006, 12:32 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing This thread has me LMAO!!!!

What I want to know, and I'm sure the other guy's is this.....
Do they get big, long nasty racing stripes too????
What about those ones that make you run for the restroom????

Had to ask, lol, someone left them outlaugh laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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fabs_4000
White Rock, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Oct 26, 2006, 12:33 AM CST
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This thread has me LMAO!!!!

What I want to know, and I'm sure the other guy's is this.....
Do they get big, long nasty racing stripes too????
What about those ones that make you run for the restroom????

Had to ask, lol, someone left them out
barfing barfing barfing barfing barfing barfing barfing barfing barfing
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Leatherman66
Lima, Ohio USA
Posted: Oct 26, 2006, 12:45 AM CST
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Sorry Fabs, lollaugh

just had to do it.....



I'm sure I'll get some ewwwws on it.. Bad Don, Going to my closet....
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korangen
Santa Monica, California USA
Posted: Oct 26, 2006, 1:00 AM CST
any of you people that work in cubicles have the problem that someone ALWAYS comes to talk to you right after you let one?
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charliez26
Sebring, Florida USA
Posted: Dec 5, 2006, 9:49 PM CST
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Never heard a girl let one loose.
hell were all human just respect! women have that or most lol but now queefing thats a different storie lol good luck !rolling on the floor laughing dancing banana dancing peace yay
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