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To answer your question...NO...I don't smell like a Skunk..

Well skunk from a far is one thing, but when it's in your face that is a completely different matter. It takes your breath away literally.

Go ahead and tell... ....Cj...

i heard ya callin bill

You are not a skunk....You are a RAT!!

baby...dont believe a word he says...he's a rat Im tellin you....!

hmmmmmm tell me what?.......lol

No, couldn't stand the smell of my ex-husband.

Back in the day before children, mortgage payments and maturity loved the smell of sunkweed . Does that count?

i like skunky moon cabbage

My mom had a pet skunk when she was growing up, but they had it descented so it didn't smell bad.

Poor thing

I wouldn't want one as a pet, I'll stick to dogs!

My first grade teacher had a pet skunk. Decented of course, but she kept him in the classroom. He was in a cage near her desk. She was always bringing in some kind of strange animal....lol

To answer the question, NO can't stand the smell of skunk. Come across way to many in my day. Although that does remind me of the time that I was walking home from work late one night. I had just got home and was walking up the steps to our porch and there was this empty bucket there. Well I thought it was empty, nope a skunk in it. I screamed and ran, not a good thing to do. I woke my parents and the skunk. It sprayed right outside my parent bedroom window. They were not happy campers and I found out they don't like the smell of skunk either....hehe

I have never smelt a skunk, just a few rats so can't comment.

But I really do fancy some cherry, lemon, or pecan pie now....

I think that I would rather have a pet armadillo than a pet skunk

A couple of weeks ago...I was standing outside talking on the phone to my mom (who lives just a few houses down) and my youngest daughter had just gotten off the church bus, we started to walk over to my moms (I was still on the phone with her) when this skunk came around the corner and met us face to face (about 8-10 feet away) we both stopped dead in our tracks and the skunk started to walk towards us...like he didnt see us...we were backing up slowly and then I yelled.."RUN" so me and my daughter turn around and start running home and that damn skunk chased us! Im screaming in the phone..."mom he's gonna get us, hes chasing us" and of course she had no idea who, what or where I was talking about She in turn starts yelling to my dad....."Jim, Jim someone is after Michelle and Taylor" We ran about a half of a block to get away from this damn thing before I could calm down enough to tell my mom what was going on...She had the police on the other phone and was trying to get an officer to come save me...when I could finally tell her what had happened..She says "Oh no...YOU call Dispatch back and tell them to cancel" I swear, I had a heck of a time convincing the police department what just happened. They were like "If you are telling us this because the perpetrator has threatend you in any way, we can help you get away from him".... Add this one to Americas funniest videos, and I would have been a rich woman!

That's too funny, they life is stranger than fiction!

Glad it didn't get you.......

That is damn funny odd though that the skunked chased ya maybe it had some babies around somewhere

Crossin' the highway late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

C'mon stink!

You got it!
It's dead, it's in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
It's dead, it's in the middle
And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven