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That might work, too. Just, whatever you do, if she asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?" do not -- I repeat -- do NOT respond with, "No, you'd look fat no matter what dress you wear."

Absolutely.

I seriously don't have a lot of relationship concerns myself. I seriously believe that I'm fully prepared to coexist peacefully and productively with any decent loving woman.

My only concern is with finding her in the first place. That's always been my nemesis. Not all these other issues that are brought up on the forums all the time. I just respond to these issues for something to do. (ha ha)

I'm a completely honest, open, sincere, affectionate and romantic man. Precisely what all the woman are screaming for. Once I hook up with one, I seriously doubt that we will have any problems at all, other than the normal human stuff. But I've dealt with that in the past with absolutely no problem at all.

I have infinite patience and understanding. My woman could quite literally be emotionally unstable and I could probably deal with her flare-ups without a problem. As long as she doesn't break too much furniture or my best violin we can probably get through quite a bit. She starts breaking things like my violin, she's just going to have to go for simple financial reasons alone. I just can't afford to have a woman who's going to be breaking things like that every time she gets emotional.

I mean, I can handle an emotional woman, but if she's a complete immature spoiled brat, she'll have to go. There are limits.

Sure there are, there are little white lies.

I've heard from a religious relative that ALL SINS are equal, such as stealing a candy bar is equal to murder!

I think there are big destructive hurtful lies and little white lies.

Telling your mother her hair looks nice is be a little whie lie. Telling your mother she is a good driver just might be a destructive lie.

Sorry this is pertaining only to relationships, not life in general.

I stand by my answer.

Come on Jean! That's my favorite line!

She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"

I reply, "It's not the dress dear".

Then she hits me with the hair brush.

We kiss and make up.

And then she asks me again, "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Then I give her an honest answer. I know something about fashion and tayloring. I'm not stupid. Some dresses do make a person look heavier than other dresses. I'll give her a serious assessment.

I'm her BEST FRIEND! Duh?

Have you been looking in the homeless shelters?

Then you would want to accompany her while shopping for her clothing so you can give the honest opinions and help her choose the most flattering items.

Well...

I don't belive in sin. If you do something that you shouldn't do you have made a mistake. There will be consequences for that mistake.

as far as Big lie vs little lie there is a common denominator... they are both lies.

This soooooo true! And I would too!!!

What's the point in asking the question at home in the bedroom after the dress has already been purchased?

No I haven't been. And that really seriously is a GOOD idea!

I have tried putting a personal ad up on the bulletin board at the welfare office, but they wouldn't allow it, and made me take it down.

I must confess I haven't really gone out looking hard. I should probably take a trip to some inner cities to see what I can find in homeless shelters.

The only problem there is that everyone is going to instantly think that I'm there to take advantage of someone. I mean, I'm hardly going to just walk in and ask a complete stranger to just leave with me. I'd have to go in posing as a homeless person myself, and just mingle for a while and see who I bump into.

Wanna come with me? We could dress up like a couple of bums and maybe you can find the man of your dreams passed out on a park bench there too?

Why not put up an ad for a housekeeper. (Before anyone gets the wrong idea I'm not talking about a housekeeper with benefits)

You get to interview the applicants.
If it dosen't work out you can fire them.
You can learn a lot about them if you just let them work for a while.
If what you learn tells you they are not right for you-fire them and interview someone else.
You could actually help a person that is down on their luck or going through a bad time.
You might find the right one for you.

Those are some of the pro's.

I wonder what the cons are.

ROFLMAO!!! ...Another Classic!

You know you can get in trouble for thos "serious Assessments"..

no I feel that you should never lie,you always get caught how can you have trust if it is built on lies.I feel that one should be honest even if you know that the other party won't like what you have to say,it's easier to forgive when one comes clean then to find out later from some other source

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Know what that was? The sound of humor flying right over your head.

people have figured out...not to ask me if they don't want the honest truth. i don't go volunteering that their ass is too big...but if they ask, damn skippy i'm telling them.

the only time i'm lying is to protect my kids. i have no face to save.

Tell me lies ... tell me sweet little lies ... (ok that was lame)

I'm still single because I'm holding out for the woman that loves me for who I am, and I don't have to hide anything from her. In fact when I find her she will love me because of my bad habits! not in spite of them

LMAO... Ever come close to ever finding her?

Ya know,, bad habits or not at least she'll know what to expect huh?..