TheProfessor
Pandoras Box USA
Posted: Oct 18, 2006, 10:05 AM CST
A man on his way to work is speeding along the freeway, when to his dismay, he is pulled over by a police officer. The cop approaches the car and says "hey buddy I clocked you at over 100, where’s the fire?"
The man sighs and replies "well there’s no fire, but I do work at the hospital." The cop looks at him skeptical and says "oh what do you do at the hospital?" The guy says "well I’m a rectum stretcher."
A rectum stretcher!" the cop exclaims. "What the hell is that?"
"You see", says the man, "I insert wedges in people’s rectums and they gradually strech to be about 6 feet wide." "That ridiculous," the cop cries, "what would you do with a 6 foot asshole!?"
The man smiles and says: "well sir, we usually stick them in a uniform and give them a squad car."