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The condemned man




jeanc200658
Posted: Oct 19, 2006, 9:13 PM CST
1) A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose any one from three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns,and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten anything for 3 years. Which room is safest for him?


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LaL35p4dNx79p3dW
Sanford, North Carolina USA
Posted: Oct 19, 2006, 9:14 PM CST
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1) A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose any one from three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns,and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten anything for 3 years. Which room is safest for him?


The Lions.
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Oct 19, 2006, 9:14 PM CST
The lions are dead. Paws
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LaL35p4dNx79p3dW
Sanford, North Carolina USA
Posted: Oct 19, 2006, 9:16 PM CST
The lions are dead from starvation.
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: Oct 19, 2006, 9:16 PM CST
I'am not so sure, maybe they had IV"S in them.
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: Oct 19, 2006, 9:16 PM CST
The stink would kill ya.rolling on the floor laughing
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LaL35p4dNx79p3dW
Sanford, North Carolina USA
Posted: Oct 19, 2006, 9:18 PM CST
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The stink would kill ya.
The condemned man can hold his breath. laugh Forever!laugh
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jeanc200658
Posted: Oct 19, 2006, 9:21 PM CST
Yep, dead lions. But yeah, I think the stench would kill him. LOL.
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SusieRR
northeast, Ohio USA
Posted: Oct 19, 2006, 9:36 PM CST
The poor lions !
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max1kendreik
montreal, Quebec Canada
Posted: Oct 19, 2006, 11:48 PM CST
Everybody will die one day,nobody lives forever.The best thing is to think like me:dont make murder,make love
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