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Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood
in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates he saw a huge
wall of clocks behind him. He asked "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered "Those are Lie Clocks, everyone on earth has a
Lie Clock. Evertime you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh" said Rumsfeld, "Who's clock is that?"
"Thats Mother Theresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that
she never told a lie." "Incredible" said Rumsfeld, "And who's clock is that one?" St. Peter responded "Thats Abraham Lincolns clock. The hands have moved twice telling us that Abe only told two
lies in his entire life."

"Wheres Bushes clock" asked Rumsfeld. "Bushes clock is in Jesus'
office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

I liked that one. Thanks for sharing. I was just listening to Bush this morning on the radio. He said a vote for the Democrats was a vote for taxes. That makes sense if the Democrats win because the money for the war is going to have to come from somewheres. I wondering how the war is going to be paid for if the taxes are not raised.

Glad you enjoyed it Roy. Was sent to me by e-mail and
thought it was to good to keep to myself......