Posted: Nov 17, 2006, 8:57 AM CST
4th Marriage
> >
> > A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and
told
> > the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth
> > wedding. "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what
> > type and color dress are you looking for?"
> >
> > The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil." The
> sales
> > clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way,
> but
> > gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are
> > being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if
> you
> > know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"
> >
> > "Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's
> directness,
> > "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe
it
> > or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any first-time
> > bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he
died
> > as we were checking into our hotel.
> >
> > My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the Limo
on
> > our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled Immediately
and
> > never spoke to each other again."
> >
> > "What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.
> >
> > "That one was a Republican," said the woman, "and every night for four
> > years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was
> going
> > to be."
