Posted: Nov 18, 2006, 11:04 PM CST
~ Libidos in Limbo ~
~~~
Asset's libido is broken!
Could this be an intuitive token?
A sign of a time so extremely sublime
that it's better remaining unspoken!
Cupid has fired an arrow
that has punctured the heart of a man
he's currently writing
an email inviting
Assets as part of his plan
His libido is strong
his cucumber's long
he wants to be part of her salad
He sends out the email
cajoling the female
enticing with lyrical ballad
She opens the letter
and reads his intent
and her passions begin to boil
She runs to the bedroom
with cucumber bent
and a gallon of vegetable oil
Orgasms later
she returns to the room
engorged with satisfaction
She types him a letter
to send him the gloom
she no longer yeans for his action
~~~
<------ Mr. Cuke