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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She
grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got
on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning
ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't
recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle
of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?"

"Why, yes I am... How did you know?"
He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."

A woman complained incessantly about the size of her breasts. She wanted her husband to pay for augmentation. He told spending that kind of money wasn't necessary, all she had to do was rub some toilet paper between her tits every time she went to the bathroom. She asked him incredulously, "Do you actually believe that will work?"

He replied cooly, "Why not? It worked for your ass didn't it?"

I think Randy practices that ritual too!

A couple had spent the day at a nude beach. Later that night they went to bed. The guy was in total agony. Every inch of his body was sunburned. His penis was the worst.
After a while he got up and walked into the kitchen. He pours himself a glass of milk. He's holding the glass and looking down at at his sunburned member.
"What the Hell", he says to himself as he inserts his penis into the glass of milk. The pain is immediatly disapearing. Just then his girlfriend walks in and sees what he's doing. She says "I always wondered how you guys filled those things."

Ole & Lena joke


Ole comes out to the living room wearing his best sunday clothes. Lena says " Why Ole...Why are you in your Sunday best?" He says "Well I was going into town to talk to the doctor about that Viagra."

Later that day Lena comes out from the bedroom, now wearing her sunday's best. "Lena," Ole says," why are you in your sunday's best" Lena says" Well I figured I better see the doctor too." Ole says, "What for Lena?"

She says" I figured I better get a tetnis shot if you'll be using that rustly ol' thing."

IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE BOOBS AND WINNIE'S IT'S ALL ABOUT HOW WELL THEY KNOW HOW TO US THEM JUST LIKE LOOKS NEVER JUDGE A PERSON BUY THERE LOOKS THEY CAN BE CUNFOUNING OOPS MISSED SPELLED SORRY

Feeling inadequate here...anyone got Dr Smith's number?

I LOVE small boobs!

All you need to do now is engorge your age and we'll be all set.

can Dr Smith do that as well?? Wow he's good!!!!

Yeah, Jess, I've got it - will mail it to ya!!
Good luck, its ages 'til my appointment................
Dx.

Oh, BTW, make sure you have the full cost, eh? I can only afford one at a time at the moment - Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........!!
Dx.

I am not fascinated by big boobs. Small, big I don't care, all the same to me...

I agree. I think the big boob thing is a myth. It certainly doesn't apply to me.

I think Jess has the PERFECT body!

I wouldn't change it for anything.

She's just my style.

Does CS have any more Jess's in stock closer to my age?

Closer in distance too?

Come to think of it I think Arabella fits the bill.

I'm probably in trouble now somehow.

Abra....does that make me the Jess model??? So when ordering from this CS catelogue, you know what model number to use....?
That is sooo funny, can I order too? I like how we get to add in the vintage as well..........works for me!!!!!!

Iv'e looked and looked and just can't seem to find the order form...does any one know where it is? just in case I find a model and vintage I want order.........