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Two blonde girls were working for the city public works
department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't
understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it --why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I
suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a
three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in

Good one!!!

You know why "blonde" jokes are usually so short?
















So the brunettes will get them.

Now I dont care who you are that _hit was funny..

That's a good one...

Wait til they find out they're not getting paid...

i like that one.....

i know them two!!!

That was a good one. Yes I'm blonde and I love blonde jokes. I'm Polish too, so I'm used to them.

Blonde jokes are what brunettes come up with while we're out with their boyfriends.

I had a good friend who was a real natural blonde, tall and looked like Daryl Hannah. I wanted to hate her when I first met her, but I couldn't she was just too funny. She had the best blonde jokes, this was one of my favs she told.
What's the mating call of a blonde in a bar? I'm so drunk
What's the mating call of a brunette in a bar? When's the f-----g blonde gonna leave?