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50th Wedding Anniversary

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50th Wedding Anniversary




ukcats1957
Fordsville , Kentucky USA
Posted: Nov 20, 2006, 2:06 PM CST
With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the churches marriage marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman all these years. The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."

The minister inquired, "Trips to where?"

"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China".

The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands. Ralph, please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"

Brother Ralph replied, "I'm going to go back and get her."

D'oh!
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aria_rose
Peninsule, New Brunswick Canada
Posted: Nov 20, 2006, 3:59 PM CST
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With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the churches marriage marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman all these years. The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."

The minister inquired, "Trips to where?"

"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China".

The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands. Ralph, please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"

Brother Ralph replied, "I'm going to go back and get her."

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

good good one!

lol...
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RainbowSlider
Yellville USA
Posted: Nov 20, 2006, 4:04 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing That's funny there. I don't care what you say.
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