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This couple seems to find a healthy compromise early in their marriage. That's
so important. Gotta love this sweet young woman for trying so hard to please her man!


A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband,although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer,brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop . . but at the bar . . . you know, they have frozen glasses . . ."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll,but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious, I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings,pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.
"But my sweet honey . at the bar . . . you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN,
SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR!
THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"

And . . . they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

Oh wow. You go girl!! Now thats a good marriage.
Kat

Heard this before...Oooops...lived it before. He left for the bar anyway.

ROTFLMAO

How ya doing Don

thats a good one

Hmmm... Musta' been the wrong guy!

Better thanks! Sitting at my cousin's getting steadily more fit shaced and (finally!) a little more numb. Chuckling about how Mom would be chewing my @ss right now if she were here...

i heard about your loss my prayers have been with u and your family

Are you sure your ears aren't riggin and red Don?

Not wrong "guy"...all the wrong "men"...I've tried this a few times! Still doesn't work!

I'm a mom and if you don't behave MR...."I'M" going to kick your A$$!

love ya dear...heart is still with you.

Thanks Jason! It means alot!

Angel - They might just be at that! Thank you, dear!

its the least i could do

I'm behaving, Bec - You know I don't touch anything - even mouthwash or cough syrup - when I'm on the road. Tonight's the first drink I've had in 3 weeks. Just kinda' needed to let my hair down a little bit... It's a bitch being strong ALL the time!

And I love ya' right back and I got your heart right here close where it does the most good...

Oh, but Bec? You're still wrong, hon - A MAN wouldn't have left for the bar with a lady like you at home!

Thanks again, darlin! For helping me through the .

Anytime...friend. As for the bar thing...they DID go!!!!!!

That's my point, Hon! They weren't men, they were boys! A man wouldn't have gone! Trust me, I know a little bit about being a man - I learned from one of the best!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Now thats what I call a compromise, hahahaha