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> THREE WOMEN,
>
>
> TWO YOUNGER AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY
> THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
>
> THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM, AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
> THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
> "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID.
> "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
> A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO
> HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE
> A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
> THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD
> TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO
> THE BATHROOM.
> SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING
> FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
> THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........
>
>
> "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!

good one

still laughing

That joke's not too far from becoming reality!

Well, I don't know about the Fax, butt,…

I just heard on NPR that cell phone companies are in fact working on "implantable" cell phones. This is for real and they did a survey and they say there is a market out there for such a product. Quite a large number of people have said that they would buy such a product if it were available!!!!

The future is going places that we have never even dreamed of, and it's currently on the drafting boards of some high-tech companies.

Implantable GEO-positioning systems are already on the market. People are having them implanted in their pet regularly, and rich people are having them implanted in their babies and children in case they are kidnapped. This is already in the works and will only be a matter of time before it becomes common place.

In fact, there are lobbyists in the government who are even talking about making it mandatory to have GEO-positioning systems implanted in all new-born babies that not only tells where they are at, but transmits other information as well.

Big Brother is just around the temporal corner!

Still not sure about the Fax though.

All this and we still have hunger, disease and poverty...Astounding our humanity

Beam me up Scotty