The Smooth Man (150)
unlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland34 Threads 12,152 PostsDjWabbet: I think afterwards you would find me in a dark corner with my blankie on the ground and on it the remnants of my pride, dignity and manhood and i would be mourning the loss of all 3.. all smooth but still crying...
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unlaoised: They don't rip them off, you know?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO ...they SINGE them off
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skippyguy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO ...they SINGE them off
Nooo, they rip them out with hot wax
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unlaoised: Nooo, they rip them out with hot wax
Same thing !!!! it burns whatever happened to plucking like the eyebrows..???
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unlaoised: They don't rip them off, you know?
I shall not heed you words false prophet, thou knowst it be too close to ground zero to matter.
Do i risketh my nads and trust your beguiling ways? you words that appear to soothe but cause great vexation?
Nay I say, Nay lest my nads which was once whole be torn asunder...
Tho There...
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skippyguy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO ...they SINGE them off
You're. Not. Helping.
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skippyguy: Same thing !!!! it burns whatever happened to plucking like the eyebrows..???
Omg, one by one? That hurts even more!
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DjWabbet: I shall not heed you words false prophet, thou knowst it be too close to ground zero to matter.
Do i risketh my nads and trust your beguiling ways? you words that appear to soothe but cause great vexation?
Nay I say, Nay lest my nads which was once whole be torn asunder...
Tho There...
Do i risketh my nads and trust your beguiling ways? you words that appear to soothe but cause great vexation?
Nay I say, Nay lest my nads which was once whole be torn asunder...
Tho There...
I can't breathe for laughing!Thou nads shall not be torn asunder by one who knows what she's doing
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unlaoised: I can't breathe for laughing!
Thou nads shall not be torn asunder by one who knows what she's doing
Thou nads shall not be torn asunder by one who knows what she's doing
Great Zads..!!!!!!!!! i Mean Nads, thoughst shall be reborn.....
with Gold, Mirth and Frankincense
...the King IS Reborn ....a baby Prophet, with Jewels as shinyest, as thougst Crown...Rejoice !Sorry Just Helping
to rise up............one must first raze down...------ This thread is Archived ------
unlaoised: Omg, one by one? That hurts even more!
oooooh thoughst sounds Experienced....
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skippyguy: Great Zads..!!!!!!!!! i Mean Nads, thoughst shall be reborn.....
with Gold, Mirth and Frankincense ...the King IS Reborn ....a baby Prophet, with Jewels as shinyest, as thougst Crown...Rejoice !Sorry Just Helping to rise up............one must first raze down...
with Gold, Mirth and Frankincense ...the King IS Reborn ....a baby Prophet, with Jewels as shinyest, as thougst Crown...Rejoice !Sorry Just Helping to rise up............one must first raze down...
Ok Skip, relax, there's another way....Veet
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unlaoised: I can't breathe for laughing!
Thou nads shall not be torn asunder by one who knows what she's doing
Thou nads shall not be torn asunder by one who knows what she's doing
You speak honestly, for thine does have a open heart and showeth no deceit nor malice.
Thy touch may be that of an angel, light and full of hope, delicate and reassuring, but alas, my courage doth desert me and my defences rise when unfurring of mine nads is spoken of, lest it brings more tears to mine eyes and mine pantaloons flood with a mix of pee and lost dignity...
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DjWabbet: You speak honestly, for thine does have a open heart and showeth no deceit nor malice.
Thy touch may be that of an angel, light and full of hope, delicate and reassuring, but alas, my courage doth desert me and my defences rise when unfurring of mine nads is spoken of, lest it brings more tears to mine eyes and mine pantaloons flood with a mix of pee and lost dignity...
Thy touch may be that of an angel, light and full of hope, delicate and reassuring, but alas, my courage doth desert me and my defences rise when unfurring of mine nads is spoken of, lest it brings more tears to mine eyes and mine pantaloons flood with a mix of pee and lost dignity...
my god, you're both so chicken! Get a tube of Veet and use that..no pain at all. How's that for compassion?
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unlaoised: my god, you're both so chicken! Get a tube of Veet and use that..no pain at all. How's that for compassion?
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DjWabbet: Y a know? it occurs to me that Skip didnt exactly say no to this....
He didn't, did he? I reckon he might try the Veet route
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unlaoised: He didn't, did he? I reckon he might try the Veet route
And after all that talk about searing them off too... ------ This thread is Archived ------
DjWabbet: And after all that talk about searing them off too...
Jaysus, I had visions of a blow torch
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unlaoised: He didn't, did he? I reckon he might try the Veet route
i LOVE
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skippyguy: i LOVE veet beetroot..
Ja Skip, it's not quite the same thing
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unlaoised: Ja Skip, it's not quite the same thing
It certainly stains more !!!! and doesn't remove the roots !!!!
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