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joke:a man walks in to a bar an orders 20 whiskeys he drinks them all down in minutes gets up an falls out of the pub
the next day he come into the pub an says to the barman i was realy drunk last night i went home an start blowin chunks
the bar man replys what do u expect after drinkin likethat
the man replys no u dont under stand chunks is my dog

Can't we talk about anything else interesting???????

Let's talk about you getting a picture where I can so those sexy eyes...that my dear would be interesting. I might just start liking "younger men" then....

You're right, I did love that!

glad u liked it its a bit dirty do

Well what do you find interesting?

Well i wear glasses anyway!!! Just to see!!!

beer food an fun for me

Eleven signs of PMS

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say.

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that reads, "How's my driving--call 1-800-***-****."

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

8. You're counting down the days until menopause.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

11. Three little letters (M, E, and N) send you into an uncontrollable rage.

If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

Anything!!!! That has a meening.

yeah but really we know were like driving

is ur name peter? just asking

no fair, i've never had pms.

yes i know i didnt put a lot of thought into it did i
so whats yours

I guess you have missed a lot of fun.

A reporter asked Henry Ford the secret of his successful married life.
"Same as with cars - STICK TO ONE MODEL."

A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her. Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman. " Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle? He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just touching it ... you're going to shit yourself when you hear the price."

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am...

And then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and shallot cream sauce, she thought to herself... Get Real Prince Charming!!!