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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' . . . and, she always acts like she's sound asleep!"

ha ha my name is sara... ha ha sorry just a little woozy today i got vicadin!!!!! im happy!!!! well my point to that question was that my fiance's name is peter too

The perfect man is gentle,
And never cruel or mean.
He has a perfect smile,
And is always neat and clean.

The Perfect Man likes children,
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a caring father,
And good husband to his bride.

The Perfect Man loves cooking,
He will clean and vacuum too.
He'll do what's in his power
To show his deep-felt love for you.

The Perfect Man is sweet,
Writing poems with your name;
He's a best friend to your mother,
And will kiss away your pain.

He never has made you cry
Or caused you hurt in any way.
To hell with this endless poem and rhyme,
The Perfect Man is gay.

hey is that what lionel riches daughter takes vicadin
your fiance is a lucky bloke

aww thank you vicadin is awesomee!!!!!!!!!!

Vicodin is form of Dilaudid,its a pain medication...........So please tell me why her boyfriends a lucky guy?...............

Can i ask something? Do you make a habit in hijaking threads?????????

she is good lookin an if she wants to take them drugs thats up to her
maybe she was pescribed them

sorry but tell me what was the tread about???

yeah i was and i love them!!!

I don't mean you my friend.

what are they for i dont think u can get that over here

oh im sorry friend

It's tha many people enter the threads and they talk about various things that have nothing to do with the subject of the thread.

oh ok well im off to bed night everybody

Well you're right there, the original subject of the thread often disappears into oblivion which annoys me too.

I'm bored because every thread is a regurgitation of previous threads with slightly different titles. Why can't people be a little more imaginative, or at least look at old threads to make sure they aren't repeating old stuff.

Are you asking me?

Yes. It was a question. Nothing personal.

I think its me.......and if one cares to go to page one of this thread,Algar gives permission,he calls it the everything thread.........someone just give me a cuff in my head,PLEASE...........

Forum Rules:

You must have a clear topic to start a thread. “I’m bored” or “goodnight all” is a statement, not a topic! If you don’t have anything to say, don’t waste site space and resource saying it.

Actually the title of the thread is pretty much wide open, but I will refrain from posting in this thread again.