Posted: Dec 16, 2006, 12:59 PM CST
She said "let's just get the nervous stuff out of the way".
We humped like rabbits and never even made it out. Ok, not true.
Best date ever: We both decide to leave pretentious party, kick off our shoes (my pumps were killing me), walk on the beach hand in hand talking until sunrise (covering ecology, silent movies, the meaning of life, knock-knock jokes, art history, football, you name it). A respectable short kiss at the end and thirty minutes later a 3 hour phone call.