Who does Jesus think will win the american election? (39)
lifeisadream: Although he was mostly a mathematician or a magician with the loaves, the fishes and the wine!
Feeding the five thousand with five loaves and two fish is demand-side economics at its finest. Jesus was Keynes.
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lifeisadream: I must confess that I have not idea and I hope our relgious friends would clarify that.
I heard your summons from afar and have come to clarify, and I'm not talkin' abouickst my butter. "For mine is not the kingdom of arithmetic" is an often misquoted passage of the Bible.
Scholars have gritted and gnashed their teeth over the complexities of it's meaning for centuries.
But alas,I have been given divine revelation and come to share this gift with all mankind....celery stick. Jesus said, "For mine is not the kingdom of celery sticks"....or was it Bolshevik?
And there ya have it.
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Kaybee50: I heard your summons from afar and have come to clarify, and I'm not talkin' abouickst my butter.
"For mine is not the kingdom of arithmetic" is an often misquoted passage of the Bible.
Scholars have gritted and gnashed their teeth over the complexities of it's meaning for centuries.
But alas,I have been given divine revelation and come to share this gift with all mankind....celery stick. Jesus said, "For mine is not the kingdom of celery sticks"....or was it Bolshevik?
And there ya have it.
"For mine is not the kingdom of arithmetic" is an often misquoted passage of the Bible.
Scholars have gritted and gnashed their teeth over the complexities of it's meaning for centuries.
But alas,I have been given divine revelation and come to share this gift with all mankind....celery stick. Jesus said, "For mine is not the kingdom of celery sticks"....or was it Bolshevik?
And there ya have it.
"For mine is not the kingdom of celery sticks"
I knew some interpretations of the Bible are rather peculiar and I came to know celery + peanut butter as a snack in USA :uhh: or is it because their religiosity ?
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He has the overall power!
"He is forgiving"
Yet many a man knows not.
Who? does Jesus think will win the election?
HIM!
The silent guy.
At the end.
"Be good, live good love to know God will save you.
"He is forgiving"
Yet many a man knows not.
Who? does Jesus think will win the election?
HIM!
The silent guy.
At the end.
"Be good, live good love to know God will save you.
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sirLarryIII: We dont know what the Jesus is thinking
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On American paper money it says, in god we trust.....soooooo why dont they wait..untill they get an answer from him....as the song goes.......fools rush in where others fear to tread,,
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sirLarryIII: Which part of the bible says this huh?? You must have gotten your bible from a secondhand bookstore with loads of pages missing
God needed a Pharaoh to show his mighty acts so it does not matter who is elected . its all good . 
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truheart1941: On American paper money it says, in god we trust.....soooooo why dont they wait..untill they get an answer from him....as the song goes.......fools rush in where others fear to tread,,
ooooopsie...fools rush in where angels fear to tread...sung by ol blue eyes...(the best)------ This thread is Archived ------
Jesus was a liberal! That tells me who he would vote for
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yup
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Rumples: Feeding the five thousand with five loaves and two fish is demand-side economics at its finest. Jesus was Keynes.
A multiplier Maestro!
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This month messiah
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When Moses, descended from Mount Sinai, with the two tables of the Testimony that contained 11 Commandments that the Lord had given him.
It was written as the 11th commandment, that in the year of our Lord, 2016 that a "Donald J. Trump" would be the new President/Leader of the free world, better known as the USA!
~JOHN~ said dat
It was written as the 11th commandment, that in the year of our Lord, 2016 that a "Donald J. Trump" would be the new President/Leader of the free world, better known as the USA!
~JOHN~ said dat
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TheresMyFriend: When Moses, descended from Mount Sinai, with the two tables of the Testimony that contained 11 Commandments that the Lord had given him.
It was written as the 11th commandment, that in the year of our Lord, 2016 that a "Donald J. Trump" would be the new President/Leader of the free world , better known as the USA!
~JOHN~ said dat
It was written as the 11th commandment, that in the year of our Lord, 2016 that a "Donald J. Trump" would be the new President/Leader of the free world
, better known as the USA!~JOHN~ said dat
Any egg left to bet on it?
I got a dozen
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I'd say it'd be a good time to bring on the apocalypse
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Look what recycling he did with the loaves and fishes.
It would be great if he did it in reverse
To hopeless idiots