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Oct 18, 2016 5:14 PM CST Hospitals.............
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
truheart1941: years ago my grandfather went into hospital...to have a leg off.....good/.bad news....they cut the wrong leg off......good news...was the bad one was getting better.grandad was very happy.....




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing foot in mouth blushing sorry hug

R U Serious or what conversing
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Oct 18, 2016 5:21 PM CST Hospitals.............
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
lifeisadream: A friend of my daughter was going to have a baby and she had all her check ups, with the ultrasounds, etc... and the doctors said that the new baby had a 95 % probability of being a girl and 5 % being a boy.

and guess what?

It was a boy!!!



Couldn't the wombats (doctors) see his willy and beanbags doh
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Oct 18, 2016 5:29 PM CST Hospitals.............
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
Ccincy: Lookin she passed away Dec of 2015 Of Dementia.


God/whoever bless her sad flower hope she forgot about docs wanting to taking her off nourishments b4 she passed boxing

Was she very old blues
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Oct 18, 2016 6:39 PM CST Hospitals.............
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
Lookin4missright: Couldn't the wombats (doctors) see his willy and beanbags

beanbags?


laugh
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Oct 18, 2016 7:26 PM CST Hospitals.............
Ccincy
CcincyCcincyCincinnati, Ohio USA77 Threads 20,535 Posts
Lookin4missright: God/whoever bless her hope she forgot about docs wanting to taking her off nourishments b4 she passed

Was she very old




Her mind was too far gone to know what the doctors plains had been back then.

I was her voice cause her son was to upset to deal with it.I stood by his side from the first time she showed the signs of dementia until she passed away.She was 79 years old .
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Oct 18, 2016 7:26 PM CST Hospitals.............
Ccincy
CcincyCcincyCincinnati, Ohio USA77 Threads 20,535 Posts
plans not plains.
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Oct 18, 2016 7:54 PM CST Hospitals.............
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
Lookin4missright: Jeezers 38yrs .. My hat is definitaley off to you dear lady ... you must have some stories

I have a few which i will share sooner or later as i now have atleast 3mths off work ... sorry guys
ps, and it's "lookin" 2inch


Sorry about the flub there Lookin...please forgive me. giggle hug

Yeah, I suppose I could write a book about my experiences working there but I don't think it would become a best seller. laugh

Three months off work? :shocked: I hope you're doing alright there. comfort hug

Signed....2inch giggle
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Oct 18, 2016 7:56 PM CST Hospitals.............
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
2intrigued: Sorry about the flub there Lookin...please forgive me.

Yeah, I suppose I could write a book about my experiences working there but I don't think it would become a best seller.

Three months off work? :shocked: I hope you're doing alright there.

Signed....2inch


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Oct 19, 2016 1:22 AM CST Hospitals.............
Lookin4missright: ..Sorry that was funny

What did the problem end up being (hope not just gas)

ps, going by your pics it would be the prettiest scar in Ireland just sayin


It's okay, I laugh about it myself now laugh

Abdominal muscle separation causing a different unnecessary bulge giggle "It'll be alright" they said, "lie up here" they said laugh
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Oct 19, 2016 3:28 AM CST Hospitals.............
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
They gave me morphine, and oxycodeine. The oxy was crap did nothing.
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Oct 19, 2016 3:28 AM CST Hospitals.............
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
MysteriousGirl80: It's okay, I laugh about it myself now

Abdominal muscle separation causing a different unnecessary bulge "It'll be alright" they said, "lie up here" they said


Well i hope no-one cuts my buldge off by mistak if i ever get another one blues
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Oct 19, 2016 3:45 AM CST Hospitals.............
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
pat8lanips: They gave me morphine, and oxycodeine. The oxy was crap did nothing.




Maybe didn't mix in enough Acetylene bro
hug laugh
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Oct 19, 2016 6:45 AM CST Hospitals.............
Lookin4missright: Well i hope no-one cuts my buldge off by mistak if i ever get another one


I've no doubts you'll get another one... if not two, whether they'll be unwanted or not is the thing giggle
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Oct 19, 2016 7:36 PM CST Hospitals.............
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
MysteriousGirl80: I've no doubts you'll get another one... if not two, whether they'll be unwanted or not is the thing




rolling on the floor laughing

giggle pointing laugh you;re funny Mysty hug irish
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