The Loser Of The Election Has To Leave The Country Per Executive Order (10)
It'd be interesting to see which country would take Trump
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mollybaby: It'd be interesting to see which country would take Trump
That would make a good poll Molly.
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secretagent09: That would make a good poll Molly.
Where would you send him to?
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mollybaby: Where would you send him to?
I know he likes Putin but I would rather send him to Mexico and it would be mandatory that he goes wherever the new President says he has to go
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secretagent09: The Loser Of The Election Has To Leave The Country Per Executive Order
Wooot???
That is very wrong!!!
The loser of the Presidential election should leave the country along with all his supporters!!!
(sorry, I do want to behave but the chemical composition of my body does not allow me to
)secretagent09: I know he likes Putin but I would rather send him to Mexico 
and it would be mandatory that he goes wherever the new President says he has to go
and it would be mandatory that he goes wherever the new President says he has to goIf he is smart (
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lifeisadream: Wooot???
That is very wrong!!!The loser of the Presidential election should leave the country along with all his supporters!!! (sorry, I do want to behave but the chemical composition of my body does not allow me to )
If he is smart () he would not dare to come to México!
That is very wrong!!!The loser of the Presidential election should leave the country along with all his supporters!!! (sorry, I do want to behave but the chemical composition of my body does not allow me to )
If he is smart () he would not dare to come to México!
I was hoping you would see my suggestion of what country he should go to. I knew it would get your chemical composition boiling Well now that he has really dug his grave in tonight's debate I'm going to send Hillary a letter asking her to send him to Lifesadream by Federal Express
It has been the policy for years that the loser of an election concedes his/her campaign and congratulations the winner. Trump said tonight he will not do that but instead he will "look it over at the time".
That was the last shovel of dirt in his grave and I couldn't be happier.
20 more days Life and we will have a new president. Thank god all this debate stuff will be over but it won't be the last you will hear from Trump the Frump
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secretagent09: WASHINGTON (News Satire from The Borowitz Report)—In an Oval Office ceremony on Wednesday morning, President Barack Obama signed an executive order requiring the loser of the 2016 Presidential election to leave the country forever.
“This will help the healing begin,” the President said.
The executive order calls for the loser of the November 8th election to depart the country on the morning of November 9th and never return.
“Whoever that turns out to be,” the President said.
Obama acknowledged that the executive order marked a departure from American electoral tradition, but added, “A lot of good will come of this.”
The two most recent losers of U.S. Presidential elections, John McCain and Mitt Romney, issued a joint statement in reaction to the executive order. “We’re O.K. with it,” the statement read.Andy Borowitz is a New York Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes the Borowitz Report for newyorker.com.http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obama-signs-executive-order-requiring-loser-of-presidential-election-to-leave-country
“This will help the healing begin,” the President said.
The executive order calls for the loser of the November 8th election to depart the country on the morning of November 9th and never return.
“Whoever that turns out to be,” the President said.
Obama acknowledged that the executive order marked a departure from American electoral tradition, but added, “A lot of good will come of this.”
The two most recent losers of U.S. Presidential elections, John McCain and Mitt Romney, issued a joint statement in reaction to the executive order. “We’re O.K. with it,” the statement read.Andy Borowitz is a New York Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes the Borowitz Report for newyorker.com.http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obama-signs-executive-order-requiring-loser-of-presidential-election-to-leave-country
Good one Monte
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My chemical composition boiling?
No way
And you are going to keep Trump
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secretagent09: I was hoping you would see my suggestion of what country he should go to. I knew it would get your chemical composition boiling
Well now that he has really dug his grave in tonight's debate I'm going to send Hillary a letter asking her to send him to Lifesadream by Federal Express
It has been the policy for years that the loser of an election concedes his/her campaign and congratulations the winner. Trump said tonight he will not do that but instead he will "look it over at the time".
That was the last shovel of dirt in his grave and I couldn't be happier.
20 more days Life and we will have a new president. Thank god all this debate stuff will be over but it won't be the last you will hear from Trump the Frump
Well now that he has really dug his grave in tonight's debate I'm going to send Hillary a letter asking her to send him to Lifesadream by Federal Express
It has been the policy for years that the loser of an election concedes his/her campaign and congratulations the winner. Trump said tonight he will not do that but instead he will "look it over at the time".
That was the last shovel of dirt in his grave and I couldn't be happier.
20 more days Life and we will have a new president. Thank god all this debate stuff will be over but it won't be the last you will hear from Trump the Frump
My chemical composition boiling?
No way
And you are going to keep Trump
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“This will help the healing begin,” the President said.
The executive order calls for the loser of the November 8th election to depart the country on the morning of November 9th and never return.
“Whoever that turns out to be,” the President said.
Obama acknowledged that the executive order marked a departure from American electoral tradition, but added, “A lot of good will come of this.”
The two most recent losers of U.S. Presidential elections, John McCain and Mitt Romney, issued a joint statement in reaction to the executive order. “We’re O.K. with it,” the statement read.
Andy Borowitz is a New York Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes the Borowitz Report for newyorker.com.