If your pet could talk... (45)
Ok , I'll start... My cat would say "why do you always blame the smell on me"
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My two would have totally different conversations.
One would be intelligent but self-centred.
The other would be not quite so intelligent, but declarations of pure love
One would be intelligent but self-centred.
The other would be not quite so intelligent, but declarations of pure love
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My British bull terrier would say.. why cant you get up and let me out earlier in the morning? 
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hi yer john........my cat....is so funny.....always by my side......where ever i go...shes there too..sits and watches me.....sits by the door meows go out/ by her bowl..she want feeding....then sits outside my open bedroom door....meows to wake me up......i wake up/sit up...she comes in and washes my arm.......if thats not true love.i dont know what is.....
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truheart1941: hi yer john........my cat....is so funny.....always by my side......where ever i go...shes there too..sits and watches me.....sits by the door meows go out/ by her bowl..she want feeding....then sits outside my open bedroom door....meows to wake me up......i wake up/sit up...she comes in and washes my arm.......if thats not true love.i dont know what is.....
You're a lucky man. Mine eat 5 times a day & sleep the rest of it.
No love lost between me and the feline.
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galrads: My British bull terrier would say.. why cant you get up and let me out earlier in the morning?
It does have a point.. Getting up at midday is bordering on animal cruelty.
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mollybaby: My two would have totally different conversations.
One would be intelligent but self-centred.
The other would be not quite so intelligent, but declarations of pure love
One would be intelligent but self-centred.
The other would be not quite so intelligent, but declarations of pure love
They sound more like children to me.
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What's the first thing they would say to you?
Just trying to lighter the mood guys.[/quote
Well..my pet parrot already tells me things I wouldn't dare repeating on here as they would be all censored!
My dog has his own way of communicating. .He brings me his lead when it's time for walkies...shows me the food when it's time to eat...and licks me all over to show me his love.
Just trying to lighter the mood guys.[/quote
Well..my pet parrot already tells me things I wouldn't dare repeating on here as they would be all censored!
My dog has his own way of communicating. .He brings me his lead when it's time for walkies...shows me the food when it's time to eat...and licks me all over to show me his love.
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daniela777: What's the first thing they would say to you?
Just trying to lighter the mood guys.[/quote
Well..my pet parrot already tells me things I wouldn't dare repeating on here as they would be all censored!
My dog has his own way of communicating. .He brings me his lead when it's time for walkies...shows me the food when it's time to eat...and licks me all over to show me his love.
Just trying to lighter the mood guys.[/quote
Well..my pet parrot already tells me things I wouldn't dare repeating on here as they would be all censored!
My dog has his own way of communicating. .He brings me his lead when it's time for walkies...shows me the food when it's time to eat...and licks me all over to show me his love.
A parrot only repeat what they hear.
Are far as your dog is concerned.. We both have similar qualities.
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my cat would say
(nudging me with her nose) Look at me look at me I'm here, pet me, notice me, play with me, hug me
My hand goes to touch her
She walks away quickly saying "Go away leave me alone"
Thats cats for ye
(nudging me with her nose) Look at me look at me I'm here, pet me, notice me, play with me, hug me
My hand goes to touch her
She walks away quickly saying "Go away leave me alone"
Thats cats for ye
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One2note: A parrot only repeat what they hear.
Are far as your dog is concerned.. We both have similar qualities.
Are far as your dog is concerned.. We both have similar qualities.
I know they repeat what they hear but what he says are not my words.
You mean YOU have the same qualities as my dog?
Do you need to be on a leash to go out?
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One2note: They sound more like children to me.
They are in lots of ways
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MnanahEireann: my cat would say
(nudging me with her nose) Look at me look at me I'm here, pet me, notice me, play with me, hug me
My hand goes to touch her
She walks away quickly saying "Go away leave me alone"
Thats cats for ye
(nudging me with her nose) Look at me look at me I'm here, pet me, notice me, play with me, hug me
My hand goes to touch her
She walks away quickly saying "Go away leave me alone"
Thats cats for ye
If I'm not mistaken, its probably saying "can I have that left over chicken you cooked earlier"
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daniela777: I know they repeat what they hear but what he says are not my words.
You mean YOU have the same qualities as my dog?
Do you need to be on a leash to go out?
You mean YOU have the same qualities as my dog?
Do you need to be on a leash to go out?
It felt like it sometimes , when I was married.
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mollybaby: They are in lots of ways
In a way they are but the problem is, they don't have a long lifespan. It broke my heart when I lost one as a child & swore I'd never get attached to another animal again.
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MnanahEireann: Oh I see understand Catonese
It's occurred to me that it's virtually impossible for cats to talk a human language , but why can a human learn a cat or another pets language.. You know , like a modern day do tee Doolittle .
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One2note: In a way they are but the problem is, they don't have a long lifespan. It broke my heart when I lost one as a child & swore I'd never get attached to another animal again.
That happened to me too.
But I have plenty of love to share, and there are lots of dogs who need to share it .
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One2note: It's occurred to me that it's virtually impossible for cats to talk a human language , but why can a human learn a cat or another pets language.. You know , like a modern day do tee Doolittle .
I think they understand us more than we think they do
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Just trying to lighter the mood guys.