Posted: Sep 25, 2005, 3:06 AM CST
Well, hell with it. The authority on naughty, I feel it my duty to just break with THE ANSWER!!!
...Got hopped up on coke, which I did frequently at the time... and did, over the course of seven hours, have sex or some form of sexual contact with no less than 12 PROFESSIONAL STRIPPERS, often times two to four AT A TIME, often times WHILE DOING MORE of that horrible drug directly off of their naked bodies... and NOT ALL OF THEM WERE FEMALE, mind you!... but ALL were between 18 and 27, one woman was 32... and I was fifteen at the time.
(smirks) Not proud of it, per se, but I've never done anything I'm ASHAMED of, and well..
You asked.
Beat that. Anyone. I dare you.
(and if anyone, incidentally, DOES think they've beat it, we can get into the gory details OF the sexual contact, etc., in private at that point, and officially announce the rock-paper-scissors results publicly when a verdict is reached. Thank you.)
(grins)
Yours unabashedly,
D.