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Ok...
"one question?" - ok, this is the answer to that: .

"If you saw half an erethreal body walking through your livingroom, what would you say or do?" I would realize at this point that someone spiked my drink with acid because that's the only way an erethereal body is doing any walking in my living room...so I would probably find out who spiked my drink and ask for more since it was such a good trip.

"honest, what would you do?" Scream and run away like any rockstar.

"Why do a lot of guys hone in on the set of mammaries a woman has?" It's what Mother Nature called for when she created us. Big boobs means "fertile" just like a big chest on a guy means "I can take care of you". It's totally natural.

"And, why do they have to make a comment about them right off the bat?" I would have to suppose that whoever does that doesn't think before he speaks, otherwise he'd say hey, nice...! ah...nice personality!" or something like that.

"See?" Yep (I answer all).

"how about, the g-spot?" I liked the G-Force cartoon growing up, I take it you used to watch it too??

"wonder if he knows where that is?" I have a friend that can only get off if a guy goes in the back door because her g-spot is in a unique place. Aren't they all??

"And does he know that we use our boobs and legs to reel guys in???" Kind of makes that ""Why do a lot of guys hone in on the set of mammaries a woman has?" question a double edged sword, no??

"AND, does he know why young guys wear their baseball caps with the brim kinda off to the side????" No...well maybe they're just dorks and don't know any better. Ever see a CEO wearing a hat like that?

"ANNNNDDD, does he know why many women do not want to date guys who wear baseball caps??" Overcompensation is my guess.

"annnd, why we sometimes whimper before orgasm? hmmm?
Because he actually wasn't greedy this time and let you get one in, and you're hoping you might actually get in a multiple at this rate...

"How many wipes does it take to clear a pc screen?" That's a trick question, I don't know how big the screen is you're talking about.

"And the "Taint". Does he know what happens if we gently press that????" If you hold down that pressure point it keeps me from crapping on my nuts.

"or...when you press it more...?" It keeps me from crapping on my nuts more.

How's that?

shouldn't give ya points for the pc monitor, but ya worked reeeaaal hard, so, ya gotit.

Bravo, you...=0D


Now, lets see if we can come up with more, since your such an eager beaver...hmmm...

If a woman shares a personal thing. One that isn't something normally known, what would you call a guy that reminds you that he knows this secret?

Lakelady51 -

Why do guys immediately home in a woman's rack? Well, I guess I can't speak for other guys, but, I do this because I CAN'T HELP IT!! I try and try not to be obvious, but, my eyes have a mind of their own. They WILL involuntarily lock in on a woman's rack. In fact, in a crowded room, they can target multiple racks at one time. I have no will in this matter. And, BTW, as you turn to leave, my eyes will do a laser stare at your butt. Again, I have no choice in this matter!! And, I must say, Lakelady51, you have a very nice rack!

Mike

have to say bravo aswell anarchi must have took alittle time to come up with all that!!!



hey akdo longtime no c how r u doing ?

hey echo how do you feel about dating older,fun gals?

I think he feels veeeery frightened now=-/

hehehe

ok first of all i love my boobs and if guys wanna stare at them thats fine with me makes me wanna show more cleavage lol

Boobs...hmmm, love their shapes, so many different ones you know? I can't help thinking how uncomfortable they must be in bed at night though.
I get very nervous if the breasts of a stranger (woman, not man, man and I just....you don't want to know....:) Oh need to cool down a bit, excuse me....





where were we, ah yes..get a little too out of their place, I blush terribly and my legs start to try to leave before my head knows what's going on, usually resulting in me running into other people or walls, drawing more attention.
With friends I can deal with it as long as I know it's comming or we've been in some situation that required it before (I make cloths, occassionally let women stay over...'I say, keep your hands to yourself madam!' you know top and tail stuff but less immature)

LOL

yup, gotta move the buggers at night...Nothing like the feel of releasing them after a day...omg. freedom, lmaooo...

ohhhh, hawk....?

what makes nipples perk up in cold weather,hmmm?

ok im back had to work

ooooooooooooo

you have alot of answerin' to do, LOL

for arabellas questions

of course women use them to reel guys in but thats not all she was asking why men talk about them and i answered her

basball caps to the side make no sense at all i dont know why i have mine facing the right way to the front why to the side and the back i have no idea to me it looks odd and it seems like the person is off balance kind of person not knowing what they want in life

i know plenty of women who like baseball caps i dont know many who dont unless they are guys who where them 24/7

Oh, OK, thanks :)

dating older women

me personally think older women are better of course im not downing younger women older women know more about what they want alot of younger women want money hardcore bad boys older women want a man with a job who like to spend time with them cuddle relax in general someone sweet dont need to be abad boy and show off older women just know men better which makes them better

not a problem hope it helped

now why nipples perk up in the cold is simple bodily physics
from what i found they perk up because they are just likr goosebumps they grow to gain more size in the body as a heating agent to gather warmth

Got us older gals all figured out, do ya? hmmm?
Jeez, what else don't I now?

lol

No. This older woman does not want to relax and cuddle with some couch potato guy ....

Geez, makes it sound like older women need a rocking chair and a warm glass of milk. Yuck!!!! :(

how 'bout a pat on the head...just too exciting for me, hell...Dunno if my heart can take the blood rush...

i didnt mean it like that i meant it as that older women mostly dont want to get drunk everyday and bi*th there man around is if he were a toy