Posted: Sep 26, 2005, 12:38 AM CST
Depressing as it is to admit... yes. You're abso-friggin-lutely correct, sir.
That's been my long standing complaint on the subject. I know exactly ONE honest to god hot redhead... and mind you, she absolutely takes the cake, hands down... but that's the only reason.
Which is why she's not allowed to marry without my permission first.
Took me that long to find one, and now I've been working on her for FOUR YEARS.
I ain't goin out that easy, dammit.
(grins)
Yours,
D.
P.S. And yes, my friend's class pres and valedictorian was a natural blonde.
P.P.S. And her highschool "fave memories of me" pic was of her walking into a wall. She's become one HELL of an attorney... who can't chew gum and walk simultaneously. Take heart though, blondes... My hair is naturally dark brown, I have a 142 I.Q., and I frequently walk into walls too. Blondes seem dumb because everyone says they are, and so they act it, or everyone says they are, so we look for it, and ergo notice their ditziness more often than others. Blonde girls... it's not you, it's us.
;)