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A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married
within a short time period.

Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get
started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the
honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.>
The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but>
then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said:
"Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her
daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson&Hedges". Mom now knew to go
straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
Benson&Hedges pack: "Extra Long, King Size". She was again
slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited>
for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then
after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with
shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out
her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages
fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline.

The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."

Mom fainted.

Two baby carriages are side by side in the local supermarket. A liitle boy in one. a little girl in the other.
The little boy sits up and says, "Hi, I'm Johnny. what's your name?"
"Hi, Johnny" replies the little girl. My name's Julie."
Five minutes later, Johnny sits up again and says, "Hey Julie, you wanna know what I'm gonna do?" "I'm gonna crawl outta my my carriage, scale down the side and onto the floor. Then I'm gonna crawl over to yours, climb up on the wheel, come up the side, climb in theré with you. Then I'm gonna get right inside your diaper!"
"Coo, Johnny, why do you want to do that?"
'Cos mine's full of shit!"