DO MEN REALLY REALLY KNOW HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN..

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singledude port bickerton, Nova Scotia Canada
I hope I never stop being able to get you off.It is important to me for you to get off as well as me,maybe more important.D.
Konigsberg Jurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada
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I hope I never stop being able to get you off.It is important to me for you to get off as well as me,maybe more important.D.
confused Well put ... on the other hand, do you really want to get off confused or me confused
foofoofancypants Graham, Washington USA
Ahh, so that's where it goes.
ariesgirl003 Bangin, New Jersey USA
Alway take a test drive before you buybanana



mdnightsoul1970
i really know how to please a woman



themechanic No, Wisconsin USA
NOmumbling



denguefever In the cellar!!! UK
Its easy ...


Power of attorney ...


grin
ariesgirl003 Bangin, New Jersey USA
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Its easy ...


Power of attorney ...


grin
LMAOrolling on the floor laughing



denguefever In the cellar!!! UK
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LMAOrolling on the floor laughing
I think thats right, isnt it?

After all, every time I do it, all my women seem to be very happy.

My bank manager is not always pleased, but hey .. the guy should get a life!
ariesgirl003 Bangin, New Jersey USA
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I think thats right, isnt it?

After all, every time I do it, all my women seem to be very happy.

My bank manager is not always pleased, but hey .. the guy should get a life!
Hey use what you got to get what you wantrolling on the floor laughing



denguefever In the cellar!!! UK
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Hey use what you got to get what you wantrolling on the floor laughing
well yeah, huh?

ok, form an orderly queue .... get your copy of my power of attorney ...

press hard .... three copies!! grin



bl8ant Amsterdam Netherlands
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I think thats right, isnt it?

After all, every time I do it, all my women seem to be very happy.

My bank manager is not always pleased, but hey .. the guy should get a life!
DUNCAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!



oh oh oh !!!! that's my line!!!! lmao!!!!



ok where do i sign?blushing grin



denguefever In the cellar!!! UK
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DUNCAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!



oh oh oh !!!! that's my line!!!! lmao!!!!



ok where do i sign?blushing grin
I see you are new to this ...

You DONT sign ... I do! again mumbling
ariesgirl003 Bangin, New Jersey USA
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well yeah, huh?

ok, form an orderly queue .... get your copy of my power of attorney ...

press hard .... three copies!! grin
<---Doesn't need power of attorney just needs banana rolling on the floor laughing
Abracadabra Heaven, Pennsylvania USA
I don’t know how to please a woman, but I do agree that women can be dangerous when having orgasms.

I’m made up a ‘safe sex’ kit. It consists of four 1” wide dog nylon collars that have been cut short to be used as wrist and ankle straps. There is also a larger nylon dog collar that can be used as a woman collar.

My ‘safe sex’ kit also contains about a dozen two-sided quick release dog clips. Several chrome plated choke collars that can be quickly wrapped around bed frames to serve as anchor points to clip the D-rings of wrist and ankle straps too. I also keep about a dozen 3-foot chrome plated leases in the kit as they also come in hand on occasion for anchor points. In worst case scenarios they can be clipped together and slid entirely underneath a bed providing anchor points at each side of a bed that might not otherwise have good anchor points. After all, the idea is safety! Don’t want the woman to break free in the middle of an orgasm. Beginners should start by binding the woman spread-eagle face up on the bed. Taking great care that no chain are actually used against her skin. All chains are used solely to anchor the D-rings of the soft pliable nylon collars (wrist and ankle straps).

Depending on the wildness of the woman knee straps may also be useful, to prevent legs from closing unexpectedly. Any leftover chains may simply be poured onto the bound woman’s body. These loose cold chrome plated steel chains will naturally slither over her skin producing erotic eruptions that shudder through her body.

As far as I’m concerned this is the only way to have ‘safe sex’ with a woman. So I’m always glad to meet women who demands that we have ‘safe sex’. I can torture her with relentless multiple orgasms this way without any fear of ending up with a black-eye produced by her erratic erotic spasms. About the only thing she can do at this point is bite and cuss. And there are ways to deal with women who bite. For that you may need to make a trip to a horse harness shop though.

I will only have ‘safe sex’ in this day and age. wink



deborah12 wolverhampton UK
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part 3
hile there are some women who can ejaculate through clitoral stimulation, or even women who can ejaculate through other sex play (penile penetration or even breast-sucking), the most effective way to achieve this outcome is through G-spot manipulation with your hands.
She'll be soaking you in no time…
Obviously, I'm not implying that you should head directly for the G-spot. Start out with some foreplay and lick her clitoris first -- get her "pumped" so to speak. Once she begins to get excited, insert two fingers inside her vagina, palms facing up. But don't stop licking her clitoris (unless, of course, you can't do two things at a time).
About an inch or two inside the vagina, you will likely hit a round ball of skin -- that's the G-spot. Keep stroking the area with pressure; it may start to become more solid; just keep doing what you're doing.
Tip: Use your other hand to gently press down on the area between her navel and her mons pubis (her pubic mound) for increased stimulation.
If she tells you that she feels like she's about to urinate, assure her that it's near impossible for her to pee and that she should just let go. Although her instincts may be to hold back, reassure her with encouraging words like, "Oh yeah, I can't wait for you to drench my hands."
As she begins to reach orgasm and starts to ejaculate, prepare yourself to either be greeted by a light gushing liquid or an actual drenching spray. Both are normal and the amount of liquid can reach anywhere from a teaspoon to a ¼ cup of liquid. Have some towels handy.
As well, after she gushes like crazy, chances are she'll want a break because her vagina might become extremely sensitive (think of the head of your penis after you ejaculate). So, don't go for a second round right away unless you get the distinct impression that she's ready to go into phase two immediately.
keep getting the goods

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good information there thumbs up thumbs up



RainyKnight Pinola, Mississippi USA
i read the thing about chocolate, now i'm hungry.............i have a tounge and patients................



Singleton11 Mystic, Connecticut USA
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<---Doesn't need power of attorney just needs banana rolling on the floor laughing
Might depend on who the attorney is, heh? grin rolling on the floor laughing
cutelildevilsmom portsmouth, New Hampshire USA
I think most women or men for that matter expect their partner to have ESP and know what pleases them whether it's sex or everyday life.If you want to please each other communicate for godsake.



Lightening Huntsville, Alabama USA
<===== covering her eyes... she is too young to hear all this. Wait, what am I saying dunno I have two kids tongue
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