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Embarassing Dating Stories

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purplefairie818
Owatonna, Minnesota USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 6:35 PM CST
What was you worst date? Why was it bad?
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40yearoldvirgin
Burlington, Vermont USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 6:39 PM CST
You are only 19. Do you really want to hear horror stories about dating? It may scar you for life.
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DogMaI
Sartell, Minnesota USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 7:32 PM CST
I would say the time a woman I knew set me up with a girl who was friends with her son. This girl had known her son for years and was recently divorced. Ok a little red flag divorced in her early 20's but oh well.

So we're supposed to go to see this band play at a local club, me, this girl, the woman I know and her son and the girl he started dating.

Well I show up and her son and his girlfriend broke up that day, the girl he is friends with has had a crush on him for years so they spend the whole night talking and flirting.

It wasn't a total loss though, the son made some comment about the girls at college not calling him stallion for nothing, trying to show off for this girl. So I interjected that maybe theses girls raised shetland ponies.rolling on the floor laughing

Ahhhhh good times, sometimes you just gotta make lemonade.peace
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phil1960
London, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 7:34 PM CST
Straight up, that is funny.
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outdoorannie
Alexandria, Minnesota USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 7:36 PM CST
Met a really good looking guy thru a friend and we made a date to go out on New Years Eve. Saw each other a few times before that and realized we couldn't stand each other. Went out anyway with another couple. I wound up leaving with the other guy and he left with the other woman. Good comes out of evil....peace
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DogMaI
Sartell, Minnesota USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 7:37 PM CST
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Straight up, that is funny.
Thanks man, life's too short you gotta have fun with it.
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DogMaI
Sartell, Minnesota USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 7:38 PM CST
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Met a really good looking guy thru a friend and we made a date to go out on New Years Eve. Saw each other a few times before that and realized we couldn't stand each other. Went out anyway with another couple. I wound up leaving with the other guy and he left with the other woman. Good comes out of evil....
That makes for some fine lemonade.cheers thumbs up
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Marilynmunrow
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 7:41 PM CST
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That makes for some fine lemonade.
you think he will go out with ya?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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carebear01
Mt. Dora, Florida USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 7:43 PM CST
It was a date at the mall...

My friends hooked me up on a blind date. (mistake #1)
He was very nice even took me to dinner at the chick-fil-A...
Thought we would see a movie, never happened. He was attractive
just no sparks. I felt bad when he went for the kiss so I turned
my head and offered my cheek. I guess the worst part was the
awkwardness of the whole evening. dunno laugh
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DogMaI
Sartell, Minnesota USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 7:44 PM CST
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you think he will go out with ya?
Uhhhhhhh he who? confused
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phil1960
London, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 7:51 PM CST
My most embarrassing was the first time I met my wife (no, not with her anyumore but).

Her friends that I knew and my friends set us up. Her problem was that no one would want her with 3 kids, my problem was being seriously shy. It was a disaster.

But at the end of the evening I asked her if we could do this again without all the bullshit/friends around.

We did, it worked out. We eventually got married.

The rest is another story for another thread. :)
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DogMaI
Sartell, Minnesota USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 7:54 PM CST
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My most embarrassing was the first time I met my wife (no, not with her anyumore but).

Her friends that I knew and my friends set us up. Her problem was that no one would want her with 3 kids, my problem was being seriously shy. It was a disaster.

But at the end of the evening I asked her if we could do this again without all the bullshit/friends around.

We did, it worked out. We eventually got married.

The rest is another story for another thread. :)
So the typical fumbling bumbling first date huh? Had plenty of those, never got a wife out of one though. thumbs up
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Marilynmunrow
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 8:28 PM CST
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So the typical fumbling bumbling first date huh? Had plenty of those, never got a wife out of one though.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing and ya wonder why???????rolling on the floor laughing
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DogMaI
Sartell, Minnesota USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 8:32 PM CST
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and ya wonder why???????
It could be cause I'm schitzophrenic ...... and so am I! rolling on the floor laughing
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outdoorannie
Alexandria, Minnesota USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 9:24 PM CST
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It could be cause I'm schitzophrenic ...... and so am I!
Jesse, if you're crazy, at least learn how to spell it right. And it sounds like you need to go out on more funky dates so you can find a woman you can marry and divorce.sticking out tongue
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Marilynmunrow
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 9:30 PM CST
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Jesse, if you're crazy, at least learn how to spell it right. And it sounds like you need to go out on more funky dates so you can find a woman you can marry and divorce.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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DogMaI
Sartell, Minnesota USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 9:36 PM CST
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Jesse, if you're crazy, at least learn how to spell it right. And it sounds like you need to go out on more funky dates so you can find a woman you can marry and divorce.
I can't remember wich one of us can't spell.....I think it's me!confused dunno
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iRon12345
Tempe, Arizona USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 9:54 PM CST
About 8 months ago I went to dinner with this chick I thought she was cool but by the time we set down to eat she had received Four calls and the last call was some guy and her conversation consisted of a meeting later.

After the call had finished and got setted, we order I told her to order anything she wanted and I ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, as so did she.

Well a couple of phone calls later and the tastiest steak I have had in a while it was time for me to go, to the ........car get in it and leaver her rude ass with the bill and to find her own way home…..I figured she had so many friends and she wanted to talk to them so bad they could come and get her..............

You know I should feel bad but I don’t grin
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DogMaI
Sartell, Minnesota USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 10:06 PM CST
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About 8 months ago I went to dinner with this chick I thought she was cool but by the time we set down to eat she had received Four calls and the last call was some guy and her conversation consisted of a meeting later.

After the call had finished and got setted, we order I told her to order anything she wanted and I ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, as so did she.

Well a couple of phone calls later and the tastiest steak I have had in a while it was time for me to go, to the ........car get in it and leaver her rude ass with the bill and to find her own way home…..I figured she had so many friends and she wanted to talk to them so bad they could come and get her..............

You know I should feel bad but I don’t
Dang someone has heuvos grandes! I think I spelled that right?.....You should let me do the spelling .....shut up!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing peace
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purplefairie818
Owatonna, Minnesota USA
Posted: Feb 8, 2007, 6:13 PM CST
to be honest, i've had worse dates.
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