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THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY!

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ngood1224
Woodland, California USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2007, 10:23 PM CST
I saw my ex at a friend's wedding last weekend. He had the nerve to tell me to keep in touch. I love to send him a hallmark card that says:

"When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

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photofreek
soda springs USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2007, 10:24 PM CST
In response to:
I saw my ex at a friend's wedding last weekend. He had the nerve to tell me to keep in touch. I love to send him a hallmark card that says:

"When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

Oh my God that was way too funnyrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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ngood1224
Woodland, California USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2007, 10:26 PM CST
Or this would do:

"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me."

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red386
daytona, Florida USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2007, 10:41 PM CST
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beachfarmer
La Jolla USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2007, 10:52 PM CST
Money's short
Times are hard
Here is your F*#@!ng
Valentines Card
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ngood1224
Woodland, California USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2007, 10:58 PM CST
In response to:
Money's short
Times are hard
Here is your F*#@!ng
Valentines Card
Tha t will be good to send him this Valentine's Day! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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themechanic
No, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2007, 10:58 PM CST
Happy Birthday !!

Today is the first day of the rest of your life... Meh,
Are all your bills paid? Do you owe any taxes ?
Are you satisfied with how its been going so far?
Do you want a do over?

Forget it buddy your sol....
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longingformyluv
Pittsburgh USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2007, 10:59 PM CST
In response to:
I saw my ex at a friend's wedding last weekend. He had the nerve to tell me to keep in touch. I love to send him a hallmark card that says:

"When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

LOL!!!!!
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ngood1224
Woodland, California USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2007, 11:01 PM CST
Looking back over the years
that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"

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themechanic
No, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2007, 11:02 PM CST
Congratulations



You have won the lottery


Sike!
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beachfarmer
La Jolla USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2007, 11:06 PM CST
As I ponder over our long time together,
I breath slowly and deeply, so to look to
the Keepers of Karma and ask...........

"Why couldn't I have just been a bug hitting a windshield?"
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photofreek
soda springs USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2007, 11:09 PM CST
Roses are red

Violets are blue

You fuc*ed me

but now your just fu*king screwed


dunno
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cagrizzly
Daytona Beach, Florida USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2007, 11:10 PM CST
I have to give you this card today because the world is telling me when I am supposed to show you my affection or otherwise I must not love you.
So Happy F*#@ing Valentines Day!

Yeah, I am still singledancing banana
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mstyeyez
Posted: Jan 31, 2007, 11:14 PM CST
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beachfarmer
La Jolla USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2007, 11:15 PM CST
My one and only
Oh Goddess of Desire
Why does it feel
Like I'm pissing fire?wow!
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2007, 11:17 PM CST
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My one and only
Oh Goddess of Desire
Why does it feel
Like I'm pissing fire?
laugh rolling on the floor laughing

ghonnerea fishing for the day, please come back later.
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themechanic
No, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2007, 11:18 PM CST
In response to:
My one and only
Oh Goddess of Desire
Why does it feel
Like I'm pissing fire?
laugh G1
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photofreek
soda springs USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2007, 11:18 PM CST
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ghonnerea fishing for the day, please come back later.
I think he has the steady drip drip drip with a kung foo griprolling on the floor laughing
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themechanic
No, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2007, 11:20 PM CST
Merry Christmas



Now who the heck is gonna pay for all these gifts blues
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Random_Stranger
Made IN, California USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2007, 11:20 PM CST
In response to:
I saw my ex at a friend's wedding last weekend. He had the nerve to tell me to keep in touch. I love to send him a hallmark card that says:

"When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

Here is a card Hallmark wouldn't say. I wish they sould buy this off me..







Thinking of You



Thinking of you all the times I remember,
Like the fun things we did, all throughout September
How we laughed and we cried,
the drugs that we've tried
The sex that we did,
as underaged kids

Now you are gone, and I was feeling alone
So someone else took your place to give me a bone
I just sent you this card,
because it was too hard
To tell you that you suck
and I really don't give a ****!




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