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roses r red violets r blue
u gave me the crabs now my
itching reminds me of u

Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm taking the house
And the dog too!!!!!

ouch not the dog too

From a guy to his ex:

Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

George Lopez "How about a (You ain't **** balloon?)"

roses r red violets r blue
cant stop hurtin since i met u
u done me hard u done me ture
then u left me thinkin of u
i want u back to give to me
all the pleasure u gave to me hahaha

The check is in the mail

Ok, this is dangerous territory but I've posted this before.

Inspired by a former co-workers personal problem, dreamed up while I carried his share of cement blocks.

Diarrhea Varrash/The Mosquito song

I like mosquitoes that buzz ‘round my head
I like mosquitoes they mean I’m not dead
I like mosquitoes they’re small and they’re loud
I like mosquitoes I sure draw a crowd
I like mosquitoes addicted to blood
I like mosquitoes they come in a flood
I like mosquitoes because they like me
I like mosquitoes so thick I can’t see
I like mosquitoes cause I think of you
Blood sucking vermin and they want me too
I smack mosquitoes, I’m itchin’ ‘bout you


I try to see the meaning behind the season, check out the acronym (sp?)
V-alentines
D-ay

I have grown to love everything about you
I can see by your family, why you turned out so wonderful.

Can I have your sister's ph#? I'd like to thank her personally.

Roses are red
violets are fine
The day I married you
I must have been blind!!!!!

Happy Valentine's Day!!!!!!

ha the story of my life

Yep ain't it sad!!!!!

<---has never been married ever

lol ya

Here's another one:

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!

OMG!!!!! Not Fluffy!!!!!!!!!!

Opssss!!!