Forums Nav

Forums

Dating Forums Home » Jokes & Humor » THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY!
Thread:

THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY!

Category:
Jokes & Humor
page: 1 2 3 of 3
  • These threads are archived and cannot be posted to.

THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY!




mstyeyez
Posted: Feb 1, 2007, 12:41 AM CST
hahaha ok roses are red violets r blue
when your on top i cant feel u
u r winkey's small and u think its true
but hey bud its not true
so u try to plaese me this maybe true
but dude i still cant feel urolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



native_grl38
Belleville Canada
Posted: Feb 1, 2007, 12:45 AM CST
In response to:
hahaha ok roses are red violets r blue
when your on top i cant feel u
u r winkey's small and u think its true
but hey bud its not true
so u try to plaese me this maybe true
but dude i still cant feel u
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



mstyeyez
Posted: Feb 1, 2007, 12:46 AM CST
In response to:
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



native_grl38
Belleville Canada
Posted: Feb 1, 2007, 12:52 AM CST
Roses are red
Violets are blue
TOO bad your friend
Was better than YOU!!!!!


laugh dancing banana grin
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



mstyeyez
Posted: Feb 1, 2007, 12:54 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. ok roses r red viplets r blue i gotta a dam sore becouse of u


hahhaaaaaaaaaaa thats funny
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
California personals
ngood1224
Woodland, California USA
Posted: Feb 1, 2007, 12:59 AM CST
In response to:
hahaha ok roses are red violets r blue
when your on top i cant feel u
u r winkey's small and u think its true
but hey bud its not true
so u try to plaese me this maybe true
but dude i still cant feel u
Itsy beetsy teeny weeny??? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
California personals
ngood1224
Woodland, California USA
Posted: Feb 1, 2007, 1:02 AM CST
This one too:

I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.


cheering yay cheering applause
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



native_grl38
Belleville Canada
Posted: Feb 1, 2007, 1:10 AM CST
When you care enough to send the very best!!!!!!!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



solemnhypnotic
Philadelphia USA
Posted: Feb 1, 2007, 1:12 AM CST
In response to:
I saw my ex at a friend's wedding last weekend. He had the nerve to tell me to keep in touch. I love to send him a hallmark card that says:

"When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

this is great
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



mstyeyez
Posted: Feb 1, 2007, 1:20 AM CST
men r like hal markcards,, when they care to give the very best but yet all they do lift u up then all they r is just words
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



Wildness
Mesa USA
Posted: Feb 1, 2007, 2:05 AM CST
In response to:
Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm taking the house
And the dog too!!!!!



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
California dating
korangen
Santa Monica, California USA
Posted: Feb 1, 2007, 2:14 AM CST
Some nights I find that of you I'm dreaming
Those are the nights I wake up screaming
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
California personals
ngood1224
Woodland, California USA
Posted: Feb 1, 2007, 4:11 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
page: 1 2 3 of 3
  • These threads are archived and cannot be posted to.

Report this thread if it breaks rules, is offensive, or contains fighting. Staff does not know about forum abuse (and cannot do anything about it), unless you tell us about it. If this thread is offensive, please click here to report it »

If site dates and times do not show correctly, you can fix this by editing your timezone
Click here to edit your timezone »