Connecting Singles^® Forums100% Free Online Dating

Sotally Tober

Starkle starkle little twink
who the heck you are I think
I'm not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here the longer I get
Just give me one more drink to fill me cup
'cuz I got all day sober to Sunday up.

Is this a sign that your charecter today is in a "mood',a good mood,under,or not under the influance?

Feelin fine

I liked that[0D
Knew you had more than flowers on ya, LMAOO

Is sotally tober a temporary condition or is it always five o"clock somewhere????

today it 5:oo all day

what's the occassion!!!!??

none i just feel mischivous today

One of those "just because", or "what the hell" moments, lmao...

As If

I don't have an ego problem I'm just a handsome brute
I can drive fast cars, bare back ride and even clay pigeon shoot
I am James Dean and Russell Crowe all rolled into one
I'm just your all round perfect guy, the original sun of a gun.

I have a gentle personality, and can dance like Fred Astir
My skin has not a blemish and I have the perfect head of hair,
I can speak six different languages and it's quiet plain to see
That every man who has ever walked wishes he were me.

The life I lead is one of bliss, like the wind I am carefree
I don't have to look for love, woman fall all over me,
I 'd like to find the perfect one, have her cradled in my arms
And give her never ending love and she could share my charm.

I hear you ask "Who is this guy" the THOR of the modern era
Would you like to meet this man one day to get the picture clearer,
Would you be humbled in his presence and bow at his command
And wait upon him hand and foot, fulfill all his demands?

The answer is found deep within all those who hear this story
The question is, "Does this man exist, this man of solemn glory"
Some women will say, "this is the man" the dream they long and hanker
I hear a chorus of men cry out, AS IF!.........what a bloody wanker.

Now this should be on it's own somewhere...

Al men would be wise to read this, and the ladies...

What, that means no Russell Crow?LMAOO

God Created Woman

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender

Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.

Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.

Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.

'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing.

I'm not sayin' a word...I'll just tip toe away.....and wait for the comments...heh heh heh...P

Could this be the perfect relationship? Cloning is never having to say sorry!

I've found the perfect partner
We're in love, it's plain to see
I'm having sex with my clone
Yes, I'm in love with ME!

We never, ever fight or shout
We know just what we want
Yes, we're into textual intercourse
(And we both use the same font!)

And, as we're both the same person
(and, this is worth repeating)
The wife cannot divorce us either
'Cos, technically, it's not CHEATING!

Then I looked into the mirror
four of us standing near
We looked each other up and down
then one of us began to frown

How dare you look at me that way
you didn't saythat yesterday
oh, hell, said one with glaring stare
just last week you said you cared

even cloned we can't agree
on who we want eventually
the same we are from head to toe
loved cannot cloned, didn't you know?

Hiccup

Now that is cute! What a genius.

LOL doony62,me? I put my stuff in Live4u's 'Hit Me poetry Thread".

Lene

the minimum of word, and so much said![0D heh

Heh, Tab..BBZZZZZZ......he he he