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If it offends, don't read this




denguefever
In the cellar!!! UK
Posted: Feb 26, 2007, 12:55 AM CST
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Yea I understand !
I mean why did the chicken cross the road, to get to the other side ?
but this has neither irony or sarcasm ...

the first joke has both. It takes a sideways swipe at the biggest joke of them all - religion.

It says, take nothing serious, and everything should be humourous.

But again .. the only real thing that transcends our cultures is Mr. Bean with Rowan Atkinson - one of my all-time heros.
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landshark
Long Beach, California USA
Posted: Feb 26, 2007, 1:00 AM CST
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but this has neither irony or sarcasm ...

the first joke has both. It takes a sideways swipe at the biggest joke of them all - religion.

It says, take nothing serious, and everything should be humourous.

But again .. the only real thing that transcends our cultures is Mr. Bean with Rowan Atkinson - one of my all-time heros.
And the stuff yer puffin is what ?
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denguefever
In the cellar!!! UK
Posted: Feb 26, 2007, 1:03 AM CST
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And the stuff yer puffin is what ?
something that obviously give me a sense of humour, and you piles!D'oh!
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uk1971
Lippstädt/Gütersloh Germany
Posted: Feb 26, 2007, 5:25 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing LMFAO Man I'm dying, For Christs' sake give me oxygen.
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Musicalle
Halifax, Nova Scotia Canada
Posted: Feb 26, 2007, 5:27 AM CST
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We have a different sense of humour chum, this is an international forum, you're just going to have to live with it....or go moody on us.
confused
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landshark
Long Beach, California USA
Posted: Mar 11, 2007, 6:42 PM CST
Allrighty then.

Jeffrey Dahmer had His Dad over for dinner, Jeffreys Dad said to Him :
Jeffrey, I don't really care for your friends !

Jeffrey responds:
Just eat the vegetables then!
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TabooN
Claremont USA
Posted: Mar 11, 2007, 7:00 PM CST
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The Last Supper.

It is the night of the Last Supper.

Jesus stands up and says,

"I shall turn the water into wine!"

Judas Iscariot shouts out,

"No you won't. You'll put your 5 dollars in the kitty like everyone else!"
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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ricard
edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Mar 11, 2007, 9:35 PM CST
I hope God will forgive me , but this is soooo funy rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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cutesass
Posted: Mar 11, 2007, 9:54 PM CST
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The Last Supper.

It is the night of the Last Supper.

Jesus stands up and says,

"I shall turn the water into wine!"

Judas Iscariot shouts out,

"No you won't. You'll put your 5 dollars in the kitty like everyone else!"
funny
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peachylisa
anton USA
Posted: Mar 11, 2007, 11:11 PM CST
hope you dont mind Tom but this joke kinda fits here
Three guys die and they are standing at heavens gate
An angel appears and says today you will have a choise
you may either ask a question or answer a question
either way if you are wrong you can't get into Heaven
and you will go to hell
The first says ask me so the Angel asks him how many stars
are there in all the heavens he guesses wrong and goes to hell
The second guy says ask me so the angel asks him how many
drops of wzter are in all the seas, he gets it wrong and goes
hell.
The third guy walks up says i want to ask you a question
the angel says ok ask, he then pulls out a piece of paper
with hundreds of holes in it pulls down his pants and
farts on it
then he hands it back to the Angel and asks now which hole
did i fart through
the Angel points to one and says that one the guy says nope
I farted thru my asshole
he got into Heaven
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