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My First Time

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gperham
keene, New Hampshire USA
Posted: Mar 11, 2007, 10:44 PM CST
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just her and I
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine
I don’t know how but I tried my best
To put my hands upon her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
As she slowly spread her legs apart
And then I did it I felt no shame
All at once some milky white stuff came
At last it’s finished
It’s all over now
My first time ever

Milking a cow. 
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peachylisa
anton USA
Posted: Mar 11, 2007, 10:57 PM CST
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